The Losers [1]

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Loser added Cake, Clock, Coiny, Eggy, Firey, Needle and Pin to The Losers

Cake: OH MY GOSH LOSER ADDED ME TO HIS CHAT!

Coiny: OH MY GOSH LOSER ADDED ME TO HIS CHAT!

Needle: OH MY GOSH LOSER ADDED ME TO HIS CHAT!

Eggy: OH MY GOSH LOSER ADDED ME TO HIS CHAT!

Firey: OH MY GOSH LOSER ADDED ME TO HIS CHAT!

Clock: OH MY GOSH LOSER ADDED ME TO HIS CHAT!

Pin: OH MY GOSH COINY IS IN MY CHAT!

Loser: My decision making skills are god awful huh

Eggy: Erm Pin...

Pin: What

Clock: You said Coiny's name...

Pin: I know

Firey: HOW COULD YOU NOT PRAISE LOSER'S NAME ON PURPOSE!

Loser: I'm honestly relieved by this revelation please pin never change

Needle: HOW COULD YOU DISRESPECT THE LORD LOSER LIKE THAT!

Cake: Wait she obviously said Coiny's name for a reason right

Clock: Nah probably just to break the chain cuz she's a bitch lol

Loser: Sorry Pin but you might want to start running

Pin: Why?

Clock: Why did you say Coiny's name?

Pin: Fuck me in the ass

Cake: No thank you lmao

Cake: Why did you say Coiny's name?

Eggy: Why did you say Coiny's name?

Firey: Why did you say Coiny's name?

Coiny: Why did you say my own name?

Needle: Why did you say Coiny's name?

Clock: God damn your bug infested ass coiny STOP BREAKING THE GOD DAMN CHAINS

Firey: So tell us why you said that dumbass Coiny's name over losers!

Pin: Wow you guys are ultra shit at picking up social cues

Needle: Uh

Pin: ...I like him...

Coiny: Wait like even more than loser liking-

Pin: No offense to Loser but yes, I love you. You changed my life

Loser: Honestly good for you pin

Pin: So do you love me back

Coiny: I mean yeah I thought I made it too obvious lmao

Coiny: And I'm sure our DEAREST friends won't be bitch ass bums about us being together

Cake: Ok fine we won't

Eggy: Who tf is we lmao I'm gassing this shut up

Cake: Soon I'll get loser all to myslef anyways

Loser: *Myself

Cake: DEAR LORD LOSER, FOR I HATH TAKEN THOUS NAME IN VAIN. PLEASE FORGIVE ME OF MY SORROWS

Clock: Chill cake it ain't that deep

Loser: Ok Pin and Coiny

Coiny: What

Loser: Make sure Death PACT doesn't find out your thing

Needle: Oh yeah those musty assholes will lock you two in a closet or some bs idk

Coiny: Ew wtf??

Loser: How did you find that one out?

Needle: Someone in their little cult asked me if they wanted to help get Tree and Pen to hook up with each other

Firey: Man, those people are sick.

Needle: ONE MORE THING

Needle changed Coiny's name to 💕Dating Pin💕
Needle changed Pin's name to 💕Dating Coiny💕

💕Dating Coiny💕: I thought you guys said you wouldn't be assholes

Eggy: Lmao only cake agreed to not be a nuisance

💕Dating Pin💕: SO?

Needle: That means I'm gonna wish you two were never born on Loser's green Earth :)

💕Dating Pin💕 changed Needle's name to Needy

Needy: HEY! CHANGE IT BACK!

💕Dating Coiny💕: Only if you change ours back

Needy: Never mind it's worth the trade lmao
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Coiny: 💕Dating Pin💕
Pin: 💕Dating Coiny💕
Needle: Needy

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