Free Food [1]

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Stapy added Bell, Eraser, Foldy, Fries, Marker, Puffball and Yellow Face to Free Food
Fries left Free Food

Eraser: Why did he leave?

Stapy: Don't worry I'll get him back

Eraser: Ok
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Private chat between Stapy and Fries

Stapy: Come back or I will tell everyone your secret

Fries: Make me come back and I will tell your secret

Stapy: Lmao how would that even work

Stapy: I don't have anything to hide anyways

Fries: You'll be quite surprised

Stapy: Wait shit

Stapy: IM SORRY PLEASE NO
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Free Food:
Fries joined the chat

Puffball: How did you get him back?

Stapy: FRIES ISTG

Fries: Stapy has a crush on both Foldy and Marker

Stapy: FRIES WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Bell: You see it's ironic because he's probably going to...

Stapy: If you finish that damn sentence I will get Ice Cube to murder you

Foldy: Why are y'all bombing my phone some of us have real lives

Bell: Read up you and Marker are in for a treat

Marker:

Puffball: Ew marker crop your god awful memes jesus

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Puffball: Ew marker crop your god awful memes jesus

Foldy: Um stapy wtf

Fries changed Stapy's name to Threesome Man

Bell: Damn didn't have to do bro like that 

Eraser: Fries I like a good prank and all that but dude

Eraser: Not cool

Threesome Man: How would you even classify this as a prank?

Threesome Man: Also Foldy and Marker

Threesome Man: do you accept me?

Foldy: Uhm I'm lesbian

Marker: Uh if that word means I don't like Stapy like that than yea same

Foldy and Marker are offline

Threesome Man: well shit

Bell: DAMN THE VIOLATION FOR BRO IS CRAZY

Puffball: Are we really ignoring what Marker said about lesbians
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Private chat between Stapy and Yellow Face

Stapy: I've decided that I'm killing fries

Stapy: What do you have

Yellow Face: NEED TO KILL SOMEONE REAL FAST? THEN BUY OUR CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC! AS OF RIGHT NOW, ITS FREE!

[Author's Note: Jesus this book is dated]

Stapy: How about something that won't kill me in the process?

Yellow Face: WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE THAT WILL KILL YOU AT THE MOMENT. BUT WE DO HAVE TRANQUILIZER DARTS!

Stapy: Good enough I'll take em

Stapy went offline to tranquilize Fries
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Stapy: Threesome Man

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