Of course social networking sites should be banned. It's like, the only solution available in this day and age in which the world is now running rampant with idiots. Every single one of the multi - billion dollar companies should be shut down and the founders exiled to Saturn (hell, I know). That's right, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, even Snapchat all deserve to be tossed onto a heap of burning virtual logs, left to die and Zuckerberg and those little twats should be banished forever.
Because social networking sites are like, sooooo baaaaaad.
And they basically replace teenagers, don't they? Teenagers spend so much time on Facebook because they have no understanding whatsoever of the real world and how important school is.
Because teenagers are fucking idiots, aren't they? So stupid, giving more importance to their online "friends" than their homework.
What's that, you say? Adults use social networking sites? Impossible. Absolutely fucking impossible, adults would never summit a crime so heinous as *whispers* joining a social networking site.
Get out. You don't deserve to live on Planet Earth anymore, suggesting that adults use social networking sites. You disgust me.
Wait. Now you're claiming that you saw your teachers go on Facebook in class when she was supposed to be teaching you?
That's it. I'm reporting you to the Gestapo for making such a false accusation on the most beloved creatures on Earth :teachers.
God. This generation disgusts me. That's right, this generation are a bunch of pathetic losers who do nothing all day but swear at their mothers and rebel. Can't you be like previous generations? Who also did exactly the same thing but with less or no technology?
God.
Before you all start attacking me, this rant was completely satirical and sarcastic and I don't mean any of the things I said.
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Apologies for not updating in a while too.
I'm out folks,
~Izzy
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