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Chapter 46

"Richie no don't open that..!" Eddie whisper-shouted eagerly as he urged Richie away from Bills bedroom door.

Richie froze and looked back at him, "hey you know how many times they've cock-blocked us? It would be nice to get them back for once."

"Who cares, I really don't wanna see either of them naked right now so can we please just go back downstairs..?!"

"They're the ones who are literally being loud as fuck when they know damn well their friends are in the house..! I mean they could at least have a little common decency," Richie complained as he rolled his eyes, suddenly jumping back when the door to Bills bedroom opened.

Stanley poked his head out and frowned, "what the fuck you guys?? Go the fuck to bed what are you doing??"

"We can hear you and Bill going at it from downstairs so—"

"RICHIE!"

"Sorry-"

Stanley shook his head and sighed, "if you two don't go back downstairs right now I swear I will make you both sleep outside, I do not care, Eddie take your boyfriend and go, or I'm not helping you out with that paper tomorrow."

Eddie quickly darted over to Richie and yanked him away, pulling him down the stairs.

"Nighty-night Stan the man, and please tell Bill to lower the volume, it sounds like I'm listening to a porno—"

"Richie shut up!" Eddie snapped.

Stanley just rolled his eyes before slamming the door shut again as the two headed back downstairs. "Come on Ed's, you're no fun, we could've totally cock-blocked their asses just then, after years of being tortured and getting cock-blocked by Stanley all those times, we could've finally got them back. And you gave it up for what? An english essay? Eddie my love, I'll never understand you."

"I need help with that paper, now shut it."

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Silence beamed through the library as people read quietly to themselves or studied on beanbags. Stanley suddenly jolted his foot and kicked Richies shin in order to shut him up as he continued to spill annoying impressions.

"Eddie.. dear, to gay or not to gay: that is the qu— ow fuck! What the fuck Stanley!"

"Then shut up! We're going to get kicked out because of you!"

Eddie just rolled his eyes and continued to read over his essay; his head pressed firmly onto his hand. The only reason Richie had come to the library was because he had told Ben he wanted to read a book for once, so Ben of course had recommended him one— in which Richie annoyingly used as an excuse to go to the library with Eddie— and instead just ended up messing around the whole time.

"Romeo Romeo.. wherefore art thou gay?"

"Richie that made no sense."

"It's poetry it's not supposed to make sense, but you know what does make sense? My love for you.. lord what fools these mortals be."

"Stop quoting shakespeare Rich I swear to god—"

Stanley sighed and slammed his paper down, "could you guys shut up? Or I'm un-inviting you both from the bonfire tonight, seriously I have assignments due because I actually want to get into college."

"Jokes on you I'm never going to college because me and Eddie are gonna go live in the wilderness when we're older, right Ed's?" Richie snickered, suddenly stopping when Eddie angrily elbowed his arm.