Haikyuu daddy daughter oneshots (Requests Closed)

SURPRISE!!!!!

Ok everyone time for my special surprise you guys. Because of the virus going around I decided to invite kiyoomi Sakusa to have a talk about the importance of health and all that. Come on out Sakusa!

*A head pokes out behind the stage and looks around*

"I thought you said it would be just you and me."

Me: "It is all the others are reading this through their screens."

"Ok." *Comes out to sit on the chair, which was place six feet away from reader.*

*Takes out a can of Lysol and sprays the chair*

Me: "So Sakusa, how are you dealing with the virus, the quarantine and all that?

*Sakusa gives me a look and even though he's wearing his mask, I can tell it's a really look.*

"I have to admit, I like the fact that I can sit in quarantine without being bothered by my team. It also gives me a chance to clean and sterilize everything in my apartment."

Me: *mutters* "As if it wasn't already clean, probably cleaner than a hospital."

*Sakusa raises an eyebrow "What did you say author?"

Me: "Eep! Uh what other things do you do in quarantine to keep yourself busy?"

"I like to read volleyball magazines, shop for cleaning products online, and cook too."

Me: "Wow you do a lot anyways, could you tell my readers ways that they can protect themselves from the virus?"

*Sakusa perks up at the question, happy to share his knowledge on cleanliness and hygeine and lord knows what else goes through that head of his.*

"Well first and foremost, make sure you are washing your hands frequently, especially after coughing,m sneezing, and touching your face. Using hand sanitizer helps as well, make sure you are six feet apart from people if you can help it. Also try not to be around older citizens, as they are more likely to catch the virus. Wearing a mask is a must...." Me: "Sakusa, is it really necessary for everyone to wear them, even healthy people?" *Sakusa gives me a small glare* "I was just getting to that, healthy people don't necessarily need to wear them. If you are sick, or a healthcare worker, please wear one for everyone else's protection. I also recommend that if you are sick, do not show up to work again for everyone's wellbeing."

Me: "Wow that is a lot well thank you so much for the advice, Sakusa I'm hoping all my readers/ your fans enjoyed this and learned a little something."

*Sakusa stands up and looks at me* "Alright I did my part, now its your turn."

Me: "What?"

"You told me if I came and did this, you would finally clean your room author."

Me: "But but...."

"No buts, now come on, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'll help you."

*Sakusa goes to my room, about to open my door.*

Me: "Sakusa wait!"
Too late

*A high pitch scream could be heard probably all the way to japan, and with a thud, Sakusa fainted.*

Me: "Oh boy, I better go check on him, but anyways guys thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed the surprise guest. Good lord can that man scream, ah well stay safe guys and now I gotta revive him and clean my room *shudders* bye!"