Hermione&Pansy sing together

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Hermione walked onto the stage then she waved her wand and the music started. As she said "Ron fuck off!".

"Good In Goodbye"

You got blood on your hands
How do you plead?
Boy, it's like treason, how you treated me
It's eight Mondays in a row, nine days of the week
These tantrums been old
All bitter, no sweet

You're killing my vibe
In ways words cannot describe
But I'll try, I'll try

You put the "over" in lover, put the "ex" in next
Ain't no "I" in trouble, just the "U" since we met
'Cause you're toxic, boy
I ain't even gotta try to find the
G-O-O-D in goodbye
You put the "over" in lover, put the "ex" in next
Ain't no "I" in trouble, just the "U" since we met
'Cause you're toxic, boy
I ain't even gotta try to find the
G-O-O-D in goodbye

I would take a bullet for you just to prove my love
Only to find out you are the one holding the gun
I'm just tryna get focus
Take some time for me
People started to notice all the shit you couldn't see

You put the "over" in lover, put the "ex" in next
Ain't no "I" in trouble, just the "U" since we met
'Cause you're toxic, boy
I ain't even gotta try to find the
G-O-O-D in goodbye
You put the "over" in lover, put the "ex" in next
Ain't no "I" in trouble, just the "U" since we met
'Cause you're toxic, boy
I ain't even gotta try to find the
G-O-O-D in goodbye

You're killing my vibe
In ways words cannot describe
But I'll try, I'll try

You put the "over" in lover, put the "ex" in next
Ain't no "I" in trouble, just the "U" since we met
'Cause you're toxic, boy
I ain't even gotta try to find the
G-O-O-D in goodbye

When the song ended everyone clapped but Ron Hermione said "Pansy come on oh and this next song is for all our ex's". Pansy walked on stage and waved her wand the music started.


"STUPID"
(feat. Pansy)

[Hermione&Pansy:]
I'm shy
Wet! Wet! Wet! Wet! Wet! Wet! Wet! Wet!
Hahahaha, ah, oh my God

[Hermione:]
Stupid boy think that I need him, hmph
I go cold like changing seasons
I go red hot like a demon
I go ghost for no damn reason
Stupid boy think that I need him
Stupid boy think that I need him

Pleasin' season, I'm spicy
Hard to touch, too much too pricey
Heathen, I'm in your psyche
You don't know no one else like me, woah
Stupid boy think that I need him
Stupid boy think that I need him
I know you think about me in the shower
PornHub in your browser
Fantasize about the pussy power
Think about me with your hand down your trousers
I'm sweet then I'm sour, I'm big boss Bowser
I know you salivating over me, sir
Nipples through the t-shirt
Told your mommy that you're bringing home a keeper
Knees are getting weaker when he hear me through the speaker
Big wood, cut him off, cedar

Stupid boy think that I need him, hmph
Stupid boy think that I need him, hmph
I go red hot like a demon
I go ghost for no damn reason
Stupid boy think that I need him
Stupid boy think that I need him, hmph (Stupid, stupid)
Stupid boy think that I need him, hmph (Stupid, stupid)
stupid boy think that I need him, hmph
I go red hot like a demon
I go ghost for no damn reason
Stupid boy think that I need him

[Pansy:]
Stupid-stupid, you dumb goofy , goofy
This pussy juicy-juicy, oh yummy, wanna do me?
Ha nah, boy you could never, 'cause you not clever enough
And I got several dummies that wanna get on me
I don't want you and I don't want your homie
'Cause both of y'all are suckers, y'all some dum-dums
I could play you straight up out your bread Now you got crumb crumbs
I don't really need a man but sometimes I want one, though
So I keep Peter Pans on me I got young hundos, young money, get it?

[Hermione:]
Stupid boy think that I need him, hmph
Stupid boy think that I need him, hmph
I go red hot like a demon
I go ghost for no damn reason
Stupid boy think that I need him
Stupid boy think that I need him, hmph
Stupid boy think that I need him, hmph
I go red hot like a demon
I go ghost for no damn reason
Stupid boy think that I need him

Nothing about you is attractive to me now
Blocking you, avoiding you actively right now (Blocked)
I don't need the dick, I need magic, I need money
Puppy wanna lick something sticky just like honey

[Pansy:]
Stupid, stupid
Stupid, stupid
Wet! Wet! Wet!

When the song ended  everyone was shocked 😮 then started screaming as Hermione&Pansy walked off the stage and out of the great hall.

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