𝐬𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 [𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐟𝐢𝐜]

2 : ice

taehyung :
DID YALL JUST SEE THIS SHIT HAHAHSAJAJ

seokjin :
whAT DID I MISS THIS TIME

jeongguk :
juana fucking slipped off the block right before the whistle

taehyung :
she fell so hard too 😭
thats definitely gonna leave a bruise

ayano :
y'all she's literally CRYING

yoongi :
and nobodies gonna help her? wow, what a world we live in 🌝

jimin :
yoongi you're recording her as we speak

yoongi :
i never said I was gonna help 🤨

namjoon :
for fucks sake, somebody get me the first aid kit. also who let you whores have your phones on the deck 🤔

seokjin :
sorry daddy 😩

time skip

hoseok :
juan how's your ass?

: juana
first, ew use my full name
second, i'm currently getting it iced by a pervert so-

seokjin :
why would you let namjoon ice your ass?

namjoon :
h-hyung im sitting right next to you

seokjin :
oh, so you are. my bad 😌✋🏼

jeongguk :
im icing her ass FOR YOUR INFORMATION

jeongguk :
also don't assume i'm perving on you. it's like i'm icing someone's back

jimin :
true, true, id much rather ice ayanos ass 😩

: juana
i literally hate you all

ayano :
we can send you back if you want-

: juana
I THOUGJT WE HAD SOMETHING SPEICAL

ayano :
BITCH IM NOT LEBANESE

: juana
THOSE TIMES IN THE LOCKER ROOM TELL A DIFFERENT STORY

namjoon :
there are multiple things wrong here and i dont know where to begin

yoongi :
and i thought having a co'ed team would be a problem, turns out the gays win again

jimin :
woot woot! 🥳

jeongguk :
jimin youre gay?

hoseok :
are you retarded?

: juana
hand over your gaydar, i need to make some updates

jimin :
ggukie we literally fucked in the locker room before the meet 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

jeongguk :
thaT WAS YOU
I THOUGHT I WAS SCREWING AYANO

seokjin :
i mean both of yall are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal so i understand the confusion

jeongguk :
WAIT I LOST MY GAYGINITY TO THAT SHORT ASS MF. I WAS SAVING IT FOR CHARLIE PUTH 😡😡

: juana
im saving mine for nicki minaj 🥵

ayano :
omg twinsies 🤩

namjoon :
"become the captain of the swim team", they said, "it'll be fun", they said