𝐬𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 [𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐟𝐢𝐜]

6 : america

taehyung :
name three oceans

: juana
uh. why?

taehyung :
why not? you too dumb to know any oceans? america has failed you 😔

: juana
i came out here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked rn

namjoon :
easy,
the ocean jeongguk and juana come from
the ocean where i abandoned jin at
and the ocean i wanna throw ayano in
:)

seokjin :
you fucktard i forgot about that
i just wanted to take a couple selfies and then yoU WERE GONE

taehyung :
first of all, you're WRONG
what are the names idiot

yoongi :
you cant call someone an idiot when you recently learned that women have periods

: juana
DO THEY NOT TEACH YALL SEX ED I-

jimin :
LISTEN-

taehyung :
HOW CAN YALL BLEED FOR SEVEN DAYS STRAIGHT, THAT JUST DOESNT SEEM HEALTHY

ayano :
that's what i've BEEN saying

hoseok :
so we're all idiots here? that's our brand now?

: juana
what was our brand before?

seokjin :
we all were in one big relationship 😍
lowkey wish it was real 😔✋🏼

jeongguk :
seokjin nO

seokjin :
SEOKJIN YES

taehyung :
YOU GUYS HAVE THE SHORTEST ATTENTION SPAN
I ASKED FOR OCEAN NAMES BC I WANTED TO BE USEFUL AND RECOMMEND A TRAINING CAMP

jeongguk :
what is this? an anime?

yoongi :
yes

: juana
YES

ayano :
i just had an amazing idea

jimin :
a rarity

namjoon
stfu, pipsqueak

jimin :
🤬🤬

namjoon :
ayano, continue

ayano :
thanks dad-

namjoon :
your talking privileges are revoked

namjoon has removed ayano from the chat!

: juana
awh i wanted to hear her speak for once :(

seokjin :
add her back then

: juana
woahhh, hold your kangaroos buckoroo 🙀

taehyung :
fucking hell

taehyung has added ayano to the chat!

ayano :
AS I WAS SAYING

ayano :
we should go to AMERICA

hoseok :
i thought you hated americans?

ayano :
oh i do, but i wanna know why these two are the way they are

jeongguk :
TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??? YOU WANNA FIGHT?? WE CAN FIGHT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, I COULD BENCH TWICE YOUR WEIGHT, LETS GET IT HOE 😡😡

: juana
you don't want no SMOKE 🤬 🚬 AND THATS ON WHAT??

jeongguk :
THATS ON PERIODT 🤪💅🏼

yoongi :
can we just leave them there?

namjoon :
technically yes

seokjin :
booking the flight as we speak

jimin :
PUT ME IN A ROOM WITH ONE THE GIRLS PLEASHE

namjoon :
i will be deciding who sleeps where. and that's probably not gonna happen

hoseok :
jesus, he's gonna play match maker again

taehyung :
maybe we'll finally get some spice in this b

: juana
okay, now that that's decided please stop texting the chat, i wanna go to sleep

jeongguk :
ITS 7AM, I JUST WOKE UP

yoongi :
yeah i should get to sleep too

namjoon :
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS I-

a/n
it's late and all i can hear is the chinese version of chewing gum 🥴