𝐬𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 [𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐟𝐢𝐜]

4 : goggles

"please tell me why we brought this disgrace with us?" seokjin cries out, taking a seat at a vacant table

"please tell me why we brought this fat ass with us" jeongguk says, gesturing to the elder's two plates of chicken yakisoba

the nine swimmers have been at the mall for a mere 10 minutes and jimin has already gotten banned from the boba shop, teriyaki place, and a spencer's all because everytime he tried one of the products he would scream, "this is so good i could shove it up my ass." and at the spencer's he legitimately did.

"i don't get why those guys couldn't take a joke" jimin huffs, crossing his arms against his chest as he collapses into the seat with the rest of his team.

"jimin, you literally were about to orgasm in the store" namjoon says with a face of disappointment.

"i mean can you blame him?" juana strolls up to the table, "right yoons?" she pivots to face the blond boy carrying two large teas. he simply nods as he's too busy slurping his drink to reply with actual words. "this shit is fire" she exclaims.

"i don't understand how you like that shit" ayano leans back in her chair, "americans sure are weird"

"ayano..." hoseok starts, but is quickly cut off by taehyung reaching his hand out to cover hoseok's mouth.

"bro, let her have this one win" they exchange a look, agreeing not to inform ayano that she is the only one not drinking bubble tea.

the nine friends enjoy their meals with a decent amount of peace with the exception of jimin and taehyung checking out literally any female that comes into eye view. juana sighed at this, saying, "ugh men are such pervs" and to which ayano replied "huh? sorry, i was looking at your tits" it's a gay world after all.

"i feel like we're all forgetting the real reason we're here" hoseok says looking down at his feet doing that shy anime pose

"which is?"

"to gET GOGGLES" hoseok cried

a/n :
i lost all inspiration for this chapter im so sorry 😭✋🏼