𝐬𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 [𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐟𝐢𝐜]

5 : HE BELONG TO DA STREETS

yoongi :
so juana is in the emergency room

jimin :
don't care, didn't ask

namjoon :
park i signed you up for the 200 fly

jimin :
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS-

namjoon :
that's what i thought

jeongguk :
well since no one else is asking, wtf did she do this time

ayano :
THIS TIME AHAHSUEUS

jeongguk :
back home she would get into fights with crackheads for fun and she held feral cat fights as a hobby

taehyung :
does she still hold those? and if so, what is the entry fee?

hoseok :
tae...SHES IN THE HOSPITAL

seokjin :
for fucks sake what did she do?

yoongi :
she had to get her stomach pumped because she swallowed the tapioca pearls whole

yoongi :
oh my fucking god she fucking dead

taehyung :
stupid bitch

seokjin :
wait you're not supposed to do that-

ayano :
HOW CAN YOU SWALLOW THOSE??
ARENT THEY FUCKINF SLIMY N SHIT-
🤢🤢

jimin :
just like cum baby 🤩

jeongguk :
no wonder she can swallow them whole, she's got practice 🥴

yoongi :
damn right she does

namjoon :
what

hoseok :
i'm sorry-

ayano :
i'm sorry can you repeat that?

taehyung :
come again?

seokjin :
i mean....she did^

jimin :
GOODBYE

ayano :
this could be us but you're playing 😔✋🏼

jimin :
sorry i gotta stay loyal 🤷🏻‍♂️

ayano :
TO WHAT?? THE STREETS??

jimin :
precisely ✨

: juana
he belong to da streets 🤬🙅🏻‍♀️🔇

yoongi :
i thought i took your phone sneaky bitch

ayano :
JUANA AHAHAHAHAHSIS

jeongguk :
change her passcode so she can't get back in
it's 420420

hoseok :
of course it is

yoongi :
for once you have a good idea coconut head

jeongguk :
fuck you

namjoon :
excuse me?

jeongguk :
i-im sorry 🥺

seokjin :
wait joon, i'm making the heat sheet rn, who should i put for the 500 since juana is in the hospital?

jimin :
SHE BETTER BE OUT BY TOMORROW

namjoon :
even if she is, she's in no condition to be swimming since she lost so many fluids. put park in it

seokjin :
okay

jimin has blocked all members of the group chat

taehyung :
does he not realize he's still gonna have to do it?

hoseok :
shush, let him have this

a/n
let's pretend taehyung has a cat, okay? okay.