"So Post, you're new album is coming out soon right?" One of them asked. Austin nodded.
"Beerbongs and Bentleys" he answered.
"I love the name of that" he said.
"So post do you have a girlfriend?" The other man asked.
"Uh, yeah" Austin said smiling.
"What's her name?" The man asked.
"Well, she's right there so" and he pointed at me.
"But it's Avery" he said.
"Avery why don't you come on over here, take a seat" the man said. I hesitantly got up and made my way over to the seat. So far I wasn't the biggest fan of this show, one of the guys seemed to just be trying to tear Austin to shreds.
"So Avery, let me ask you this, do you ever worry that Austin is going to cheat on you? Since you know, now he's in the public eye and girls want him?" That sane man asked. I furrowed my eyebrows.
"No, I don't worry about that" I told him. Everyone laughed, but I wasn't amused.
"Well, I can tell you that it's going to happen-" he started.
"No, that's not going to happen, I'm a good boy" Austin said interrupting him.
"How long have you been dating each other?" He asked.
"A year and a half" I answered.
"And he hasn't cheated on you yet?" The man asked. I quickly shook my head.
"Well what do you do when the girls are all over him after shows?" The man asked.
"I'll do what I did last time" I said into the mic.
"What did you do?" He asked.
"I took them all out for drinks and became friends with them" I said. Everyone laughed.
"Have you ever been tempted to cheat Austin?" He asked.
"No, I haven't" he said.
"Why?" He asked.
"Because, I know she'll beat the shit out of me" he said looking over at me. I smiled.
"Yeah, we did see a video from last night of you Avery, um, you fucked that girl up" he said. I nodded.
"Why?"
"Didn't you watch the video? That girl had her hands all up on him, and she shoved me 3 times before I did anything" I said with an attitude.
"Oh she's a feisty one huh?" The man said looking at Austin.
"She's very protective" Austin said confidently.
"So have you guys talked about body counts and all?" He asked. I looked at Austin confused. Then back at the man.
"Uh, yes?" I said
"And how many do you have?" He asked.
"Okay, Avery you can go sit back down now" Austin said quickly.
"Naw why we want her to stay" the man said.
"I don't really think what my body count is is really any of your business, it's no ones business" I said. Now I was starting to get annoyed.
"So you got a high one?" He asked
"Wha- no" I said, now pretty annoyed.
"I'm just saying Austin, you have to be careful with these hoes nowadays" he said.
"She's not a hoe, she's a beautiful woman that I really care for" he said calmly.
"Avery, you may be excused now, please" Austin pleaded. I stood up and he quickly pulled me over to him and kissed me. I walked out of the room cause I needed a cool down.
***
"That was the most disrespectful shit I ever did hear" I said. We were in Austin's car driving back to the Airbnb.
"I know it was" he agreed.
"How did you not go off on them?"
"Because, this is my job" he said flatly.
We had picked up Austin's mom on the way and we were on our way to get my mom. We were all going shopping.
We finally got to my moms house and she hopped in the car. My mom and Austin's mom hit it off, right off the bat. We drove out to the mall and as soon as we stepped out of the car there were camera people waiting outside of the car. We got out and they immediately started trying to interview Austin and I.
"Listen we're not doing any interviews today, we're spending the day with family" Austin said, grabbed my hand and started walk in. Once I got inside I turned to find the woman interviewing our mothers. Or attempting to anyway. I stormed out of the store and Austin stood in the door way.
"No, he said were not doing interviews and I'll be damned if you think you're going to interview my mother" I said to the woman.
I grabbed her hand and Austin moms hand.
"You can't just interview them, they don't walk around with security" I yelled at the woman.
"And I better not see them on television" I yelled. Now Austin had come out and was standing between the reported and I. He pushed me inside along with our parents.
"Some people are ridiculous" I mumbled.
"What did they say to you?" Austin asked.
"They tried asking us about you two, we didn't answer anything though" Austin's mom said.
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