Where My Love Goes [Love Live x Reader Oneshots] [DISCONTINUED]

d r a b b l e p r o m p t s

1. "That's starting to get annoying."
2. "Hey, hey, calm down. They can't hurt you anymore."
3. "You can't just sit there all day."
4. "I'm too sober for this."
5. "I'm not here to make friends."
6. "I need a place to stay."
7. "Well, that's tragic."
8. "You're seriously like a man-child."
9. "You can't banish me! This is my bed too!"
10. "The ladies love a guy who's good with kids."
11. "Dear Diary,..."
12. "She's hiding behind the sofa."
13. "I lost our baby."
14. "They're so cute when they're asleep."
15. "I'd kill for a coffee...literally."
16. "You're getting crumbs all over my bed."
17. "Good thing I didn't ask for your opinion."
18. "What's the matter sweetie?"
19. "You're Satan."
20. "I don't want to hear your excuse. You can't just..."
21. "I'm bulletproof...but please, don't shoot me."
22. "Did you just hiss at me?"
23. "Do you really need all that candy?"
24. "It's six o'clock in the morning. You're not having vodka."
25. "I swear, I'm not crazy!"
26. "The diamond in your engagement ring is fake."
27. "No. Regrets."
28. "How drunk was I?"
29. "How is she more badass than me?"
30. "Be you. No one else can."
31. "I haven't slept in ages."
32. "I locked the keys in the car."
33. "Are you sure that's the decision you want to make?"
34. "Take your medicine."
35. "They're monsters.0
36. "Welcome to womanhood."
37. "Why can't you appreciate my sense of humour?"
38. "It's your turn to come over."
39. "It was _____. He/she ambushed me."
40. "Stop being so cute."
41. "Sorry isn't going to help when I kICK YOUR ASS!!"
42. "I feel like I can't breathe."
43. "You need to see a doctor."
44. "You're going to the hospital. That's final."
45. "It was a joke. I swear."
46. "Dogs don't wear clothes!"
47. "I didn't think you could get less romantic."
48. "Where are we going?"
49. "Umm, what?"
50. "Do you think I'm scared of a little girl?"
51. "Nerd."
52. "I'm late."
53. "Just get here as soon as possible."
54. "You smell...weird."
55. "I could punch you right now."
56. "You're not gonna talk, are you?"
57. "Welcome. Now fucking help me."
58. "If you can't sleep... we could have sex?"
59. "Flea markets don't carry fleas, you know?"
60. "Here, take my heart."
61. "I don't want to let go."
62. "How could I ever forget about you."
63. "You're bleeding all over my room."
64. "Run for it!"
65. "We need to talk."
66. "Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It's annoying."
67. "I want a pet."
68. "Just smile. I really need to see you smile right now."
69. "I'm not wearing a dress."
70. "I'm not wearing a tie."
71. "Quit beating me up!"
72. "Don't argue. Just do it."
73. "I hope I'm never stuck with you on a deserted island."
74. "Does he know?"
75. "Hold still."
76. "I just washed this shirt."
77. "Enough with the sass!"
78. "Show me what's behind you back."
79. "I'm not going to be sympathetic."
80. "Whatever."
81. "Stay awake."
82. "sTOP INTERRUPTING ME!"
83. "You're not interested, are you?"
84. "Tell me you need me."
85. "I'd never be jealous of you."
86. "I'm telling you. I'm haunted."
87. "I had a bad dream, again."
88. "It's Christmas. Don't be mad at me."
89. "You can only suffer for so long."
90. "Can you go with me? I don't wanna go alone..."