Some other person: Omg last night I dreamed that I married my celebrity crush! It was the best dream ever!
Me: OMG LAST NIGHT I DREAMED THAT I WAS A CRIPPLED NEWSGIRL IN NEWSIES AND JACK FOUND ME AND GAVE ME A CRUTCH AND PROCEEDED TO INTRODUCE ME TO CRUTCHIE WHO I AM INSANELY IN LOVE WITH AND HAVE BEEN FOR OVER A YEAR NOW. IT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER!!!!!
Other person: you're weird
Me: I aint weird. I GOT POYSONALITY!!! *runs away fangirling*
