(Read in a cool high school boy voice) 19:45 - Thursday 26th of February 2028 So... I dropped out of high school and moved in with my Ma' again, high school is for losers anyway! I just couldn't believe the amount of humans just acting so weird, why can't they just be smexy I don't understand ofjfdikfeofnfk. I mean, surely it isn't that hard to have my beautiful looks, my fabulous/recently polished tentacles that were given their glow up my kylie jenner and her tentacle kit, my juicy plump lips and my rock hard abs. But according to the rest of humanity nobody has what it takes to be a God like mwah 😎. Just look at me!
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