The Horrible, No Good, Very Bad, Avenger Clad Field Trip

Chapter 3

"Hello Midtown High!" an intern named Andrea said as she walked into the lobby, "I'm Andrea an intern here at Stark Industries and I'm going to be your tour guide today."

"Oh no." Peter muttered to Ned. Andrea was one of the lower interns that Peter is over.

"Ha!" MJ snickered at him.

"Oh! Mister Stark, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that this was your tour. I thought I was given the Midtown High tour." Andrea said as she noticed Peter.

His classmates started looking around for Tony, murmuring to themselves about who Andrea could be talking to since they didn't see Tony Stark around them anywhere. Andrea was just staring at Peter, her eyes unwavering a smirk slightly appearing on her lips.

She knows exactly what she's doing. Peter thought to himself as everyone around him kept looking and murmuring to each other about what was going on and how they were confused.

"Peter, sir?" Andrea said pointedly as Peter attempted very hard to ignore here. But, of course nothing got by his classmates who then turned and stared at him, each of them going mute almost immediately silent.

"Say something!" Ned whispered as he jabbed Peter in his side with an elbow.

"Uhhh..." Peter said intelligently.

"No, thanks Andrea. Young Mister Stark here is attending the tour as this is our school's field trip." MJ said, stepping up and taking on her no-nonsense persona that was used specifically for SI—a...nicer version of her actual self.

"Oh, of course, my bad Miss Jones."

"No worries at all, Andrea. Continue with the tour." Peter said.

"Yes, absolutely Mister Stark." Andrea nodded and got right to it, "Alright everyone! First things first, lets check your badges! For those of you who have internships here such as Ned and MJ you won't have to worry about it as you should already know the spiel."

"Wait, Miss Andrea, did you just call Peter Parker...uhhh...a Stark." Flash demanded.

"Yes, young man I did. Why do you ask?"

"Because Penis Parker isn't a Stark! He's a nobody!"

"I'm sorry, what did you just call him?" Andrea asked tightly at the same time as Miss Zwick said, "Eugene! You need to mind your language and how you talk to your peers! If you cannot control yourself, you will sit in the bus with the bus driver until you can."

Andrea seemed pacified by that and decided to continue with her tour. "As I was saying we will be talking about your badges. Everyone here that has a visitor's badge has the level one which is coded with the color black. There are different levels of course, gold being the highest reserved for the Starks, the Avengers, and select interns as well. The ones in between the black and gold levels are as follows: green, blue, and red. They go in that order as well.

"Moving on to the first floor of our tour, we will be visiting the Hall of Elders as Tony Stark himself named it. It's a floor full of Tony's old inventions to include the old arc reactor that inspired him to create the small one that saved his life after being kidnapped and held against his will while fighting to keep the shrapnel from entering his heart. Any questions?" Andrea asked with a smile as she stopped at the entrance to the Hall of Elders.

Abigail raised her hand, "Why is it called the Hall of Elders?"

"Ahhh, that is a good question! Tony Stark said it was because the older inventions were basically dinosaurs and thus were elderly in comparison to others. If there are no other questions you guys can go ahead and feel free to split up and meet back in about 30 minutes so that we can move onto our next stop."