It had been at least 2 weeks in a half, you and your two humanoids had been living a plentiful life of smiles, and weird situations.
Such as the time Shōtō had a weird glitch and almost shot his Quirk out at Fred, almost making your goldfish into a popsicle! Shōtō explained later than he still has the Quirk function, it just doesn't work when he commands it to, and rarely has outspurts of his power shooting out.
Which he was embarrassed about, much to your amusement & teasing smile of having to deal with the angst teen.
"Shōtō, honey, your hair is going to get in your face if you keep doing that," The boy was wearing a normal apron, as he was fixing soba for the first time, his hair in front of his eyes as you grabbed a hair clip and clipped his hair back.
"Thanks [M/n]," Shōtō replied, at first when you did things like touch him, or clip his hair back, he immediately swatted your hand away, or flinched.
Yet now, like Izuku, he was at least a little more comfortable with you touching him here and there. Just not for long periods of time.
"Halloween is just around the corner my loves, what should we do?" You asked, sitting at the kitchen table, your reading glasses snug in your nose as your semi long [h/c] hair was in two pony tails, making you look like a big goof.
But you needed it out of your hair as you typed away in your laptop that you brought to the table.
"Halloween...? We're 16, you're 19, what could we do?" Shōtō asked, as Izuku was scrolling away on a tablet you gifted him.
Of course it was an old late model of a tablet, but still you're too broke to afford another one...haha.
"I am offended," You gaped at him, "Just because I'm 19, doesn't mean we'll pass on the opportunity to get free candy!" You insisted dramatically, before going back to writing another chapter of Sweet Tooth.
"Free candy..? [M/n] we could get some cheap candy from the store..." Izuku piped up, looking at cat videos.
"That's cheap candy, my lovely Izuku, we are gonna get that good cush in the big neighborhoods," You said, rubbing your hands together mischievously.
"I'm gonna pretend you didn't refer to candy as 'cush,'" Shōtō said, rolling his eyes at your silliness.
"Plus, we're in Musutafu, where in Musutafu could we go? This is a city, not a neighborhood.." Izuku added.
Making you pout.
"Babe you're supposed to be on my side," You groaned, but then perked you again, "Ah-hA! Rich condos!" You confirmed.
Making Izuku and Shōtō give you a really look.
"We are not going with you to knock on condos doors for candy."
"Ugh..party poopers."
The week of Halloween you found yourself, disgruntly in a dollar store. Buying cheap candy with your two boys, both of them looking around at all the new things.
Their previous owners never took them out much, which made you make a mental note to take them on a road trip, but still you were upset you couldn't go trick or treating. It sucked.
"E-Excuse me sir? But could you help me reach the roll of toilet paper over here? I can't reach it," A pink haired girl looked up at you, her green eyes shining with what seemed to be delight.
"Hm? Sure," You agreed, might as well do one good deed for the day before you go home, Damn you're such a good person, maybe god will let you into heaven for helping this lady.
You snorted at the thought, yeah no, Satan will be taking you in with open arms once you die.
You grabbed the toilet paper from a high shelf, well high for her, then giving it to her tenderly.
"Thank you so much! You're so nice...a nice person like you must have a girlfriend right...?" She immediately thanked you, then oh so subtly asked if you had a girlfriend.
You deadpanned remembering how all your relationships with woman failed so many times.
"No, I'm single haha," You tried to laugh away the fact you were single and need humanoids to love you since you were so lonely.
"Oh I see, wellll...if you want we could have coffee sometime? I would like to get to know you more," The pink haired girl twirled a strand of her hair, looking up at you with batted eyes.
And too busy remembering the fact you'll die alone, you accepted, she might be a good friend.
Izuku watched this exchange from afar, watching as you laughed with this unknown woman. A bitter feeling coming over him as he watched you, after a while Shōtō came upstairs from behind him.
"Midoriya? Is everything alright?" Shōtō asked, almost in a worried tone as he held a shopping basket in his arms.
That's when he saw your oblivious ass talking to a girl who was clearly trying to hop on your dick.
"Oh.." Shōtō looked at you, the bitter looking Izuku, then at you again.
"I'll be right back," The Heteroachroma eyed boy placed the basket in Izuku's hands as the greenette looked at him in confusion.
"Hey, [M/n], who's this," Shōtō interrupted the lady who was trying to speak to you, making her look at him with narrow eyes.
"A new found friend I guess...why?" You asked, wondering why Shōtō was standing so close to you.
"I'm sorry to inform you, but he's gay," Shōtō said, as you just stood there confused.
"No, that can't be—"
Shōtō interjected by saying just four simple words, "[M/n], Izuku's over there."
"Huh? Baby! There you are!" You instantly went to Izuku like a puppy dog.
Making the girl grit her teeth then stomp away.
Shōtō sighed.
What and odd situation.
And it made...Shōtō feel bitter as well seeing you talk to her like that.
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Lonely Hoe | midoriya izuku
FanfictionAre you sad? Lonely? Single? Well worry no longer-with an artificial humanoid intelligence created by HERO CORP, you can live in pure HAPPINESS. These humanoids ,other wise known as HEROES, are just like REAL people! And are made just for YOU! With...