Lonely Hoe | midoriya izuku

chapter thirty; Making The News

    After having a content morning full of slight bickering, disgusting oatmeal, and Shōtō giving you a head massage.

   The four of you had made your way back to the bar, the red light district wasn't as packed as lively as it was at night. But some brothels were still opened— yet only a handful of men and women alike were out and about.

   Much to Izuku's and Shōtō's delight since they didn't have to stop you from wandering into a brother, knowing very well you would be stupid enough to be tempted with these type of human delights.

   "Welcome back," Hollered a Denki, he was washing down the counter, wearing a bar keep uniform as the bar had little to no patrons in it.

   "Where's Mei?" Katsuki asked, not acknowledging the greeting, making you roll your eyes.

   "Thanks Denki, glad to be back," You responsed ever so kindly, making Katsuki send a glare your way.

   "Geez at least one of you has manners, and that's the human! How surprising," Denki ran his fingers through his hair as he watched you four walk on in, "Hatsume~sama is Cooped up, up stairs like usual, she had an all nighter so she really isn't that right in the head at the moment," He explained.

  Shōtō and Izuku instantly looked at you when Denki said that Mei isn't really right in the head when pulling all nighters. Which just made you stick out your tongue at them.

   "Right in the head or not, that smelly psycho told us to be here bright & early for something important," Your spiked blond haired companion said, marching towards the stairs.

   Denki just shrugged.

   "Your funeral."

As soon as you entered, a vile stench filled your nostrils. It smelled like burnt metals, and fish..?

"[M/n]! Get over here!" The salmon haired girl said as soon as her eyes laid on your tall form, making you gulp.

That's when you saw it.

Three bodies on three long tables were presented in front of you.

...and they all had the same characteristics as you.

One of the bodies, was a woman's, her private parts covered by a cloth. Long [h/c] hair trailed down all the way to the tips of her waist. And from the looks of the cloth that didn't hide much, she had a body fit for a goddess.

Next to that body was what seemed to look like a young boy no older that 12. He had short messy [h/c] hair, your exact same facial structure besides him having some baby fat— and of course he too had a cloth covering his private parts.

...and next to that body? A complete and utter duplicate of the you now, which made you pale.

The fuck was going on?

"Do you like it?" She asked excitedly.

You gulped, sometimes you had a choice not to be a dick— but in this situation you allowed yourself to be a big one.

"What the actual fuck? Are you trying to make Yagi's job easier by making 3 bodies of me?!" You shouted, furrowing your eyes brows.

Katsuki smirked, proud you weren't just gonna sit back and let her do some stupid shit like this.

"O-Of course not, these aren't for you to convert in to, this female you, will be the older sister to this younger you, and the duplicate you will be used as a decoy to distract Yagi if the time arrives," Mei explained, waving her arms around like a mad woman.