Lonely Hoe | midoriya izuku

chapter twenty-four; i got em

Author's Note:
Picture of Fred, your pet goldfish if you didn't remember, above.

"—FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP WITH YOUR BOOMER MUSIC," Growled out Katsuki, tired of your shit.

You, an innocent yaoi writing 19 year old gaped, keeping your eyes on the road— yet sending a very offended look towards the person in the passengers seat.

"MCR isn't boomer music you uncultured swine," You wittedly remarked back, while Shōtō was at his wits end with both of you.

Izuku had knocked out 22 minutes ago due to him having to charge. Leaving the Heteroachroma boy to deal with you two bickering back and forth—it was almost like watching you and James bicker.. but worse.

"Don't make me , make you, stop this fucking car right here old man, I did not fucking escape cops, the HERO CORP., and other me's to deal with this SHIT." Katsuki had his body turned towards you, as he turned down the music that you had previously turned all the way up.

"[M/n]...Bakugou has a point, what if we get spotted due to your loud music...? Besides we've been on the road for about 2 hours now.. could you please tone it down?" Shōtō asked politely, not wanting to offend you like Katsuki had done previously.

You pouted.

"Shōtō baby, not you too," You let out a dramatic groan in agony, whilst Katsuki cringed at you giving Shōtō that pet-name, "I can't believe you'd agree with this nasty teen, like he smells like the weird cheese Izuku had found in the back of the fridge with the vegetables," You said, remembering how Izuku lectured you about keeping your fridge clean and when you two started to clean the moldy stuff out, and that's when you both saw the abomination in the back.

Which earned you more scolds.

"I'd like you to say that again, fucking pedophile."

"You smell like three month expired cheese."

"THAT'S IT! I've had it!" Katsuki moved his palm next to your face, forgetting completely once again that he didn't have his Quirk, and tried to use it.

But instead smoke came from his fist, letting out a small toot noise.

You went to laugh— until the smoke had gotten in your eyes.

You couldn't see the road, and began swerving. The long dark road had been empty, so it wasn't like you were going to hit anyone.. but that didn't stop the car from going on the side of the road.

Shōtō holding Izuku to him tightly, as Katsuki screamed at you, and you just let out a high pitched scream as you tried to straighten up the car again.

But miserably failed.

The pick up truck knocked off its wheels, and laid flat on its left side, Katsuki smushed up against his door. As you were being held tightly to your seat by your seatbelt.

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!" Shouted the angry porcupine.

"I-I...how did we end up like this?" Izuku piped up from the back seat, Shōtō was completely smushed underneath him thanks to the truck on its side, and Izuku was practically in a I-wanna-die situation since he was flushed up against the taller male.

"[M/n] & Bakugou were fighting," Was all Shōtō replied with, not bothered by the fact Izuku was all over him.

Izuku sighed.

"Why am I not surprised...?"

"Hey! Babe once again you choose their side," You whined, while Katsuki gritted his teeth.