The Monster In Disguise/HDXD

The Order Of Chaos

The next day
I woke up
Senshi: "hmm morning already,dam the days are getting shorter. I think I'll go have breakfast with sona today"

so I teleported to the school in my night clothes and I went to the kitchen at school and made a full course breakfast for everybody and I put it on a cart and pressed the pager button under her desk for emergency meetings or so I heard from saji and they all walked into the office
Tsubaki: "what is it so... oh hey Senshi where is sona she sommoned us"
Senshi: "no she didn't I did,I found a button and pressed it. Anyway who wants breakfast"
Momo: "do you pressed the button just so we could all have breakfast together"
Senshi: "now that you say it out loud how does it sound to you smart ass"
Momo: "kinda nice actually,thanks for the breakfast Senshi"
Senshi: ( I knew they would see things my way) "so where is sona she needs to be here too"
Sona walked in half naked
Sona: "who pressed the dam....ohh shit SENSHI LOOK AWAY"
Senshi: "why it doesn't bother me to look at you"
Sona: "well it bothers me"

she hit me with an ice cycle strait to the head knocking me to the wall and I got my balance pulled it out and a little fountain of blood started pouring from my head
Senshi: "was that really necessary sona"
Sona: "yes it was now give me your coat" I threw it to her and turned away
Sona: "so why did you sommon us"
Senshi: "look around and find out mis serial killer" I said in somewhat of a pissed off tone I then walked over to the cart and pulled out a chocolate cake
Senshi: "and I even made you this,this morning guess your not getting it now" I turned around "okay guys who wants cake"
Momo: "I'm on a diet"
Tomoe: "yeah thanks Senshi your the best" she said hugging me with her plate in her hand I smiled and grabbed a plate of my own and sona took the cake from my hands and had the school uniform on
Sona: "thanks for the cake and breakfast Senshi your a good friend"
Senshi: "now you say it" I said with a grin and she smiled and punched me in the arm
Senshi: "full counter,pew" I flicked her on the arm making her stumble back and snickered
Sona: "okay play fair you big lug your stronger than me strength wise"
Senshi: "I know anyway I have a question,do you think you guys could spar with me. Rias and the others I know their moves so their easy to beat,I need some new opponents"
Sona: "hmm,well my team does need to train a bit,but it's still morning so maybe later even I need to wake up" she said chowing down on the breakfast and cake
Senshi: "yeah guess your right,welp I'm just gonna go grab a drink from the back if ya don't mind"
Sona: "sure go ahead,the coffee pot Is on the counter by the toaster"
Senshi: "thanks"

so I went and made some coffee and walked back in the room sat down in a chair and enjoyed the morning with my friends

Twenty minutes later

we all hear banging on the door so tsubaki opened it to reveal a pissed off akeno
Akeno: "SENSHI YOU DITCHED ME THIS MORNING AND IVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU"
Senshi: "aww you missed me,well I'm right here and as a peace offering you can have the last slice of cake"

she walked over slapped me so hard it could be heard from the other side of the school

Momo: "dam even I don't slap that hard,Akeno calm down please"
Akeno: "okay I'm calm now,and as punishment for leaving me this morning your my chair for the evening Senshi"
Senshi: "ohh dam worst job ever" I said with sarcasm and a smile

she sat down on my lap crossed her legs and leaned back on me as she ate the cake
Sona: "that's how you plan to punish him,come on girl get creative"
Akeno: "yeah your right I should have my fun" she said licking her finger and making lightning come from her hands making me fear my for my life a little

Senshi: "ohh shit"
Akeno: "that's right dear think about what you did this morning long and hard" she shocked me about twenty different times with twenty different intensities and body did it fucking hurt
Senshi: "I now know what riser felt like when I kicked his ass a while back,uhh dam"
Akeno: "I'm glad you learned your lesson" she relaxed and I got up and threw her over my shoulder
Senshi: "okay guys let's go I'm getting board"
Akeno: "ohh by the way Senshi we can't train today sirzechs and the other Satan's are coming to school to hold a meeting"
Senshi: I stabbed myself "dammit why can't I die"
Kyra: "ohh you can bro you just have to loose a lot of blood" (A/N: "emphasis on the lot part")

Anyway I got up and walked outside and went to the place where the meeting was and sat down behind Rias with Akeno on my lap and all of a sudden the wall was broken through.....