Me: Another ship!! *bounces around in a Karasuno jersey*
Daichi: Who gave her that jersey?? You're not even on the team!
Me: I am now so SUCK IT *strikes a pose*
Emma: *rolls in also wearing a Karasuno jersey* ME TOO!!!
Hinata: WHOOP WHOOP!!! We have a tall one and a short one like me!
Me: For your information, I aM A GROWING CHILD-
Noya: ME TOO!! *jumps on top of Cat, crushing her*
Kageyama: You killed her Noya! *mutters* thank god...
Ali: You're all giving me a headache, you know that?
Tanaka: We know, Ali-chan! *runs to hug her*
Ali: *quickly dodges, Tanaka ends up face down in the ball cart*
Asahi: Are we supposed to be doing a ship or...?
Emma: EVERYONE LISTEN TO JESUS
Me: *lifts Noya off of her* YES!! The ship is our beloved parents- NOYA BACK OFF- Daichi Sawamura and Kōshi Sugawara!
Suga: *coughs on drink* M-me and Daichi?
Daichi: *blushes beet red*
Tsukishima: Don't pretend like you guys haven't been secretly dating. *puts on swag glasses*
Tadashi: *claps approvingly*
Hinata: WAIT, they're the parents of the team?? Oh wait...yeah it makes sense....
Tanaka: *pokes his head out of the ball cart* I knew they reminded me of parents, you guys just didn't listen to me!
Ali: *sarcastically* I wonder why...
Tanaka: She responded to me! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
Ali: Kageshithead, do you mind setting for me?
Hinata: KAGESHITHEAD HAHA YOU LOSER
Tsukishima: *hides a snicker*
Kageyama: *has an evil look on his face* Sure, Ali.... *sets the ball for her*
Ali: *hits it right in Tanaka's face*
Tanaka: She sent the ball to me!! *laying on the floor with a nosebleed* wow you have really good control of the ball... *passes out*
Noya: RYŪ???? NOOO HE DIED!!! *flopping around next to him and wailing*
Me: Oh dear god. Ali, apologize!
Ali: Nope. *sits down with a smug expression*
Emma: Lets just hope she doesn't break someone's ankle next...
Suga: DONT WORRY TANAKA I AM COMINGG *sprints over with a medical kit*
Me: We now see our mom in action..where's Dadchi?
Daichi: *runs in with water* Tanaka?? Respond!! *slaps his face*
Suga: You didn't have to slap his face, Daichi!! What would happen if we lost a son? *sniffles*
Everyone: Yeah they're definitely dating.
[Emma presses the publish button with a peace sign and the end credits roll]
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shut up, dumbass! | haikyuu ship reactions
FanfictionRead on to see Haikyuu characters (including my friend and I) react to ships requested by you! Every chapter consists of yelling, throwing volleyballs at each other, facepalming moments, and confessing (or rejecting?).
