Emma: Hello all and welcome back to another chapter! You may be thinking, where the hell is our annoying host Cat? Well...she's having a midlife crisis right now.
[camera zooms in on Cat, who's curled up on the floor while sobbing and hugging a volleyball]
Suga: Cat?! Are you okay?
Daichi: Not another emotional teenager... *shudders*
Hinata: CAT WHY ARE YOU CRYING??
Me: B-BECAUSE ALL YOU IDIOTS GREW UP AND IM STILL GOING THROUGH SHOCK OKAY *wailing*
Kageyama: Grew up...? We're still in high school.
Me: THATS WHAT THEY ALL THINK, BUT ONCE YOU READ THE MANGA...YOUR WHOLE LIFE FALLS APART *crying even more loudly*
Ali: *goes over Cat, proceeding to drag her out of the room in hopes of making her shut up*
Emma: Since Cat is out of commission for today, I will be hosting this chapter! *rubs hands together and grins*
Tadashi: I don't know why but I feel like that grin is telling us that everything will be over...
Tsukishima: Shut up Yamaguchi.
Tadashi: Sorry Tsukki.
Ali: *comes back in* oh no, not Emma... *facepalms*
Tanaka: *is holding Noya* What's the ship?!
Asahi: What are you doing with Noya?
Daichi: You guys better not do anything stupid.
Suga: Thats right you two! Don't you go thinking you can fly Noya up in the air like he's some bird! *glares*
Tanaka: *lowers Noya down with a sigh*
Noya: How did you know we were gonna do that...?
Suga: Because I'm your mom. Duh.
Ennoshita: I don't think they'll ever learn...how am I supposed to deal with them next year?? *slumps*
Emma: Back to the ship! It is Kiyoyachi, Kiyoko and Yachi!
Kiyoko: *looks up and blinks* Yachi is a very good companion and will be an excellent manager for the team.
Yachi: *about to cry* complement...overload! you're too nice kiyoko senpai!
Tanaka: KIYOKO CHAN IS MINE!1! *leaping over to Kiyoko*
Noya: BACK OFF TANAKA!! *drags him away, they begin tumbling through the gym as they try to reach Kiyoko*
Me: *waddles back into the gym, face stuffed with chocolate* what did I miss? *gets run over by Tanaka and Noya*
Hinata: OH MY GOD CAT DIED??
Kageyama: OF COURSE SHE DIDNT YOU IDIOT!! or did she?
Tsukishima: I'll just let you two figure that out. *rolls eyes*
Emma: Lets all take a moment of silence for Cat, who has died from Tanaka and Noya's useless bickering over a girl who is totally out of their league.
Everyone: *prays to Asahi*
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shut up, dumbass! | haikyuu ship reactions
FanfictionRead on to see Haikyuu characters (including my friend and I) react to ships requested by you! Every chapter consists of yelling, throwing volleyballs at each other, facepalming moments, and confessing (or rejecting?).
