Me: ok you volleyball idiots, we are back with another chapter!!
Daichi: right when i thought this was all over...
Suga: what's the ship?
Tsukishima: how are you actually interested in this-
Suga: QUIET YOU CHEESE STICK *mom mode activated*
Tsukishima: ....okay.
Hinata: HAHAHA CHEESE STICK *blows raspberry*
Tsukishima: I'm sorry, what was that? i can't hear you from all the way up here.
Hinata: *rAGES*
Kageyama: Just shut UP-
Emma: STOP FIGhTinG oR I WILL SUMMON OIKAWA
Kageyama: *eyes widen* no...never him *shadows loom over him*
Noya: *dancing around with Tanaka* WHERES KIYOKO-CHAN?
Kiyoko: *sitting next to Ali and Yachi with a stoic expression on her face*
Me: That brings us back to our ship! It is Tanakiyo, Tanaka and Kiyoko!
Tanaka: *has a heart attack* ME AND KIYOKO-CHAN??? SHIP!!!! *jumping up and down crazily*
Me: *has read the manga and knows who Tanaka ends up with* I WANNA SAY SOMETHING SO BAD BUT I CANT BECAUSEEEE SPOILERS LOLOLOL
Emma: *covers ears* DO NOT SPILL ANYTHING CAT!!
Me: I won't I swear! Trust me, I want to see the shock on everyone's faces once they find out what exactly happens to the members of Karasuno after the Spring Nationals.... *starts tearing up* I LOVE THIS TEAM TOO DAMN MUCH *flops on the floor and continues sobbing*
Suga: Poor Cat....she's fallen into a major spoiler hole, how sad... *shakes head*
Daichi: Wait, spoilers? Do we win against Inarizaki?
Me: IM NOT TELLING, NOW LETS GET BACK TO THE SHIP NOW HEHE....THOUGHTS ON TANAKA AND KIYOKO?
Kiyoko: *blinks twice*
Tanaka: Oh, Kiyoko-chan! *dances around giddily*
Noya: GET IT RYU!!!!
Tsukishima: You're all idiots you know that?
Kageyama: SHUT UP YOU TALL CHOPSTICK
Hinata: LOL HE CALLED U A CHOPSTICK
Ali: *rubbing her temples from a headache* Merlin, would you all shut up??
Hinata: Merlin? As in like, the sorcerer?
Me: If the worlds of harry potter and haikyuu unite, there would be utter and complete chaos.. *curled up on the floor and shivering*
The whole team: ????????
Emma: *clears throat* okay guys! don't need to worry about the crazy person on the ground right now. who wants some chocolate? *trying to get them distracted by the possible world crashing crossover*
Noya, Hinata, & Tanaka: ME! ME! MEEEEEEE
Emma: you guys are too easy.
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shut up, dumbass! | haikyuu ship reactions
FanficRead on to see Haikyuu characters (including my friend and I) react to ships requested by you! Every chapter consists of yelling, throwing volleyballs at each other, facepalming moments, and confessing (or rejecting?).
