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Dress Shopping and Making Hell (AvengersxReader)

“(Y/N)!!!!” Tony shouted as he barged through your bedroom door.

You didn’t answer at first, too lazy, or tired, to acknowledge him.

“(Y/N)!!!” He screamed again, this time jumping on your bed in which you were trying to sleep.

“TONY!!!!!” You yelled back, sitting up.

“(Your nickname), you have to get ready if you want to get there on time!!” Tony said, now whining.

“Going where?” You ask as you slowly climb out of your almost too comfortable bed.

“SHOPPING!!!!!!” Tony screamed as he ran out of your bedroom and to somewhere’s you couldn’t see, or care a bit about.

You quickly got ready as you realized this was going to be the worst day of your life. Even worse than when Loki threw you out a Stark Tower’s window. But maybe you could make a game out of it.

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You reached the floor where Natasha, Steve, Thor, Tony, Bruce, Clint, and even Loki were sitting, obviously waiting for you.

“Okay, ready to go?” You asked.

“What are you wearing?” Tony asked as he looked you up and down.

You looked down at yourself, viewing your simple black hoodie, black jeggings, and an old pair of sneakers. “Why? What’s wrong with it?”

“You’re going to wear that in public?”

“If I’m going to be forced to go dress shopping, even for the Clintasha wedding, I’m going to wear something easy to take off for when I have to try things on.” You explain.

“It’s simple female knowledge.” Natasha added.

“Where shall you be going Ms. (last name)?” J.A.R.V.I.S. asked.

“TO PEEBLES WE SHALL GO!!!!!”

^^^^^^^^^A long limo ride later^^^^^^^^^^^^

“I don’t understand why we had to come to this commoner’s store. You do realize I’m rich, right?” Tony complained as all of you shuffled out of the limo.

“How could I forget,” you mumbled. “I’m not going to by a $200 dress that I’m going to wear once, and probably spill wine on when I could buy a $60 dress, wear it multiple time, and it won’t matter if I spill anything on it.” You answered as you walked through the big metal doors.

“I don’t see the problem with this store, Man of Iron.” Thor added.

“Thanks Thor.”

The second you reached the dress section you and Natasha run away searching, while the five guys shuffled around. Steve tried not be noticed being with Tony. Tony hit on very girl that walked by. Thor almost got kicked out for being too loud, but Loki was able to calm him. Clint just stood in place, sunglasses on. You and Natasha run back to the guys and drag them to changing rooms.

“Okay, first up is the Katniss Everdeen styled black dress,” Natasha says as you walk out of the room wearing a long black dress that has a missing part at the chest to show as much cleavage possible.

You pose as if you’re in a fashion show as the guys gawk in amazement. You walk back into the room screaming, “Next.”

“This one I picked out myself. It’s a red simplicity that I would die for,” Natasha explained as she extended her arms, showing you off.

You walk out wearing a strapless, ruby red, and tube tight, dress.

“Breathe taking.” Steve says, possibly staring.

“Yeah, it’s knocking the wind right out of me.” You say walking back into the room.

“Yeah maybe not that one.” Natasha says, concerned for your survival.

“Next is an Ariel styled beauty that I’m sure you five will enjoy.”

You walk out in a green scaled bikini bottom and purple shell like bikini top.

“That’s not even a dress!” Clint freaks out.

“Yeah, but it looks good.” Thor says, not even avoiding his staring at your chest.

“Oh that’s because of the push up bikini bottom.” You explain calmly walking back in the room, Natasha laughing.

“Last is the summery dress that I’m sure will look wonderful.”

You step out of the room wearing a strapless, knee length dress with a turquoise lace bust, and a flowery silk design for the rest, with a beige knitted belt around your waist.

“Anyone team flower’s raise their hand.” Natasha said, maybe a little too happy.

All five guys raise their hand, even if Tony was a little reluctant.

“Thanks goodness. I am sick of changing!” You exclaim, happy with your choice.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^At the checkout^^^^^^^

You walk up, dress in hand, and set it on the checkout counter. What the others didn’t know was hidden underneath the lace and flower dress was an Ariel styled bikini.

A/N: SNOW DAY!!!! WOOH!!!!

Now that's over, almost the season to be jolly.

Can't wait! I really want something Olaf. Don't really care what.

If you've read this far comment what you want for Christmas.

Peace out bechez!! *decends into shadows*