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BruceBannerxTimeLord!Reader - Fake It Up!

You try to grab onto the control panel of the TARDIS as it shakes you around. You had met another Time Lord, The Doctor, in Victorian London where you'd been stuck for the past 152 years. In a state of panic you had stolen his TARDIS. Now the thing was obviously angry. The time machine finally stopped shaking, but only after a large crash. Your guess: you had landed. Cautious, you exit, to find yourself in the middle of a room, standing in front of a geeky, highly attractive man.

"Ummm, hello?" The man asked, surprisingly calm.

"What planet am I on?" You asked plainly. Might as well get right to the point.

"Earth. What is that?" He replies, pointing to the TARDIS behind you.

"A Time and Relative Dimensions in Space." You pause before continuing. "Or a TARDIS."

"So a time machine."

You stare at him dumbfounded before replying. "Um, yeah. How'd you know that?"

"Science." He simply replies before he grabs a couple beers out of a fridge, and hands you one. "So what's your name?"

"(Y/N), you?"

"Bruce Banner." He replies, extending his hand, but when you stare at it questioning, he pulls it back. He stands there, staring into your eyes, lustfully. Before you can question it, another guy enters the room.

"Hey, my science bruh!" He yells, not noticing you, yet. "Who's that?" He asks, pointing to you. "And how'd that get in here?" He continues, now pointing to the TARDIS.

"Umm, that's..." Bruce starts, trying, but failing, to explain.

"I'm his new girlfriend." You lie, walking towards your so called boyfriend. "And the box was supposed to be some stupid prank."

He stares at you before replying, "I don't believe you."

"So you don't believe this?" Then without warning you grab Bruce's face, and kiss him. It took him a second to realize what was happening, but when he did, he put his hands on your hips and kissed you back. His hands slowly wrapped around your back, as you wrap your hands around his neck. When the two of you seperate, Bruce stare at you, but you turn to Tony.

"That was not real. That looked like a first kiss." He slurred, probably drunk.

"Well that's because each kiss is like the very first time." You state, possibly a little too sassy.

"I guess I was wrong. Bruce can have a hot girlfriend." He admits.

"Hey. My girl you're talking about." Bruce says protectively.

"Whateves. I'll leave you two lovebirds to it." Tony states before turning around and exiting the room.

"Well I guess I should be going." You say walking back to the TARDIS. Then you turn back to Bruce. "Unless you want to go meet Queen Mary of Scots with me?"

He smiles before replying, "I thought you'd never ask."

Doo Wee Doo