BNHA Group Chats

Cabinet Meeting

Nicknames:

Thrice- Twice
owo- Toga
Patchwork Quilt- Dabi
Moisturizer- Shigaraki
Elmers Magical Liquid- Kurogiri

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Thrice: HEY HEY HEY WHAT'S UP?

Moisturizer: Not my self esteem

Patchwork Quilt: ... I would lecture you, but I can relate...

owo: You children need twizzlers

Elmers Magical Liquid: ...

Elmers Magical Liquid: Where did you guys go?

owo: What do you mean?

Elmers Magical Liquid: I went to the bathroom, and suddenly you four dissapear

Moisturizer: Wel-

Patchwork Quilt: No. Don't you dare-

Thrice: Toga saw Hamilton merch. Then, Dabi started belting out lyrics

Patchwork Quilt: Twice I trusted you

Thrice: Sorry, dude. The world needed to know

Patchwork Quilt: I feel so... hELPLESS

owo: But in all fairness, you wern't that bad

Moisturizer: Wha- no! Don't expand his ego!

Thrice: Isn't that a type of waffle...?

Elmers Magical Liquid: ... idiot

Patchwork Quilt: *le gasp* did Kurogiri just be negative?

Moisturizer: We were talking about Dabi's weird obsession. Don't change the subject

owo: cAUSE YOUR MY FAVORITE SUBJECT!

Patchwork Quilt: *wipes away tear* So- so beautiful~

Moisturizer: I swear- I'm gonna kill you

Patchwork Quilt: I imagined death so much it feels like a memory

Thrice: That kid's insane, man!

Moisturizer: ... sometimes I don't know why I try

Elmers Magical Liquid: Welcome to my world

Patchwork Quilt: I am hurt

Moisturizer: Good. Suffer. I hope you get run over by a car

Patchwork Quilt: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimatly, it get's you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool-

Moisturizer: Wait- I'm actually allowed to run you over!?

Elmers Magical Liquid: NO-

Moisturizer: You don't tell me what to do!

Elmers Magical Liquid: Shigaraki, just imagine a world without Dabi

owo: oH MY GOD SHIGARAKI STOP CRYING-

Thrice: There there, little one

Moisturizer: I prefer vertically challanged

Thrice: ... that's a big word

Moisturizer: What? Vertically?

Thrice: Y-yeah

Patchwork Quilt: That's sad. Even I know that word

Moisturizer: That's more depressing than ME

Moisturizer: And that's saying something

Patchwork Quilt: ... do you want a hug?