BNHA Group Chats

Food Court

Nicknames:

Sleep Deprived Cat Mat- Aizawa
Human Air Horn- Present Mic
Chiseled Brick- All Might
12 AM- Midnight
Bounce House- Mt. Lady

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*Chiseled Brick made a chat*

*Chiseled Brick added Sleep Deprived Cat Man and Human Airhorn to the chat*

Sleep Deprived Cat Man: What the fuck is this bullshittery?

Human Airhorn: You sound like Bakugou

Chiseled Brick: Aizawa. Really?

Sleep Deprived Cat Man: What?

Sleep Deprived Cat Man: You had it coming

*Sleep Deprived Cat Man changed their name to None for All*

Chiseled Brick: You are a disappointment

None for All: A disappointment with a blanket

Human Airhorn: sHOUTA IM SO PROUD

Human Airhorn: YOU QUOTED THE KID WITH THE TACO BLANKET

Chiseled Brick: Present Mic is rubbing off on you too much

None for All: I don't even care anymore

None for All: I ruined my life YEARS ago

Human Airhorn: Then you won't mind if I did this-

None for All: Wtf is going on... stop! wait-

*Human Airhorn added 12 AM and Bounce House to the chat*

None for All: Oh look, how ever did I end up on the roof?

Human Airhorn: Wait WHAT

Bounce House: hEY HEY HEY CHILDREN

None for All: *hisses*

Bounce House: ... did he just hiss at me?

None for All: I do that when I reach my limit with stupid people

12AM: r00d

*Chiseled Brick changed their name to Googly Eyes*

Bounce House: Wha-

Googly Eyes: EYE am here!

None for All: You people never fail to disappoint me

Human Air Horn: r00d

12AM: Yasss boi come join the r00d cult

None for All: *swallows a whole bottle of vodka*

Human Air Horn: LLETTT'SS GET WASTED BOIIIS!

Bounce House: Dear god what have we done?

12AM: I dunno, but I like where this is going

Googly Eyes: Is this really the best option?

None for All: *chugs another bottle* What other option is there?

Googly Eyes: W-what?

Bounce House: We broke All Might. What a victory royal

12AM: Raise a glass

Bounce House: *raises glass* Cheers

Human Airhorn: *clinks glasses*

None for All: Oh no, you guys are not TOUCHING a bottle of alcohol

None for All: You guys are already 7 handfuls, I'm not adding another 4 handfuls to the mix

*Bounce House changed their name to Crunchy Soda*

None for All: *disapproving stare*

Googly Eyes: Can someone explain...?

None for All: *sigh* It's her way of saying slushy

12AM: c r u n c h y   s o d a

Crunchy Soda: Yee

Crunchy Soda: So I was watching Infinity War and Endgame with Nemuri-

12AM: I can confirm

Crunchy Soda: Shh

Crunchy Soda: And honestly Ant-Man should just enter Thanos's ear so he can travel alongside the vestibulocochlear nerve through the internal acoustic meatus of the skull until he reaches Thanos's brain stem, where he can expand with a high likelihood of defeating Thanos for good

12AM: Wait but what if he has airpods on

Crunchy Soda: Fuck I can't believe I didn't consider that

None for All: I hope you are proud of yourself @12Am

None for All: Zashi is completely wasted

Human Airhorn: NooOooOOo I'm noOott

Human Airhorn: I'm sooOobErR

None for All: High sober, I'm Aizawa

Human Airhorn: ZawaaAAaa I'm seriooOoousSs

None for All: I thought you were sober?

Human Airhorn: AreeEee yoOooOu kidDddDding meEeEeeE

None for All: No, I'm Aizawa

Crunchy Soda: *screenshots*

Crunchy Soda: I'm bringing this up on your wedding day

12AM: OOOOOO *airhorns in the distance*

Human Airhorn: You know the highest court?

Human Airhorn: The food court

Crunchy Soda: BWAHAHAHAHA

*Crunchy Soda named the chat the Food Court*

12AM: I have made a breathtaking discovery

None for All: I accept death

12AM: Isn't Kamui basically Groot?

None for All: Holy fuck

Crunchy Soda: wE HAVE TO CONVINCE KAMUI TO WEAR A GROOT COSPLAY

12AM: That would be the mOST EPIC THING!

Crunchy Soda: Let's do it

*12AM and Crunchy Soda are offline*

*Human Airhorn is offline*

Googly Eyes: I am concerned

None for All: Eh you get used to it after awhile

*None for All is offline*

Googly Eyes: I regret making this chat

*Googly Eyes is offline*