BNHA Group Chats

Yum Yum Fire pt. 2

Nicknames:

Patchwork Quilt- Dabi
Moisturizer- Shigaraki
The Bartender- Kurogiri
Thrice- Twice
owo- Toga

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Moisturizer: THERE'S NO WAY I'M GETTIG IN THAT CURSED CAR!!!

owo: If anything, the DRIVER is cursed. Not the car

Thrice: Yeah! Patricia did nothing to you!

Patchwork Quilt: If we're being honest, I'm 90% sure Shigaraki has PTSD from that mall car drive

Moisturizer: Wait... we have to dispose of the body. Should I decay it?

owo: Nah, we should throw it in the burning building with that other dead person

Thrice: ...

Thrice: I have severely underestimated Shigaraki's throwing strength

owo: He just YEETED that body!

Patchwork Quilt: Wait- you guys have never seen Shigaraki throw stuff?

owo: No. We weren't as blessed as you

Moisturizer: Why is seeing me throw stuff entertaining...?

Patchwork Quilt: It's the biceps

owo: ^

Thrice: ^^

Moisturizer: ... I'm feeling a little unsafe-

Patchwork Quilt: Why? YOU'RE not in the burning building like the other two people

Moisturizer: Good point

Thrice: Speaking of which, we NEED TO GET IN THAT CAR!

Moisturizer: N O

Moisturizer: I DON'T VALUE MY LIFE, BUT I SURE AS HECK DON'T WANNA DIE AT THE HANDS OF YOU

Thrice: Ouch

Toga; Have some vodka for the pain

Patchwork Quilt: All I can say is... are you sure it's not vinegar?

Thrice: *claps*

Moisturizer: DABI WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET OFF-

Patchwork Quilt: You're getting in that car

owo: Isn't this kidnapping?

Thrice: Thats only if we get caught

owo: ... wow Dabi you slick dog

Thrice: My eyes-

Moisturizer: REALY DABI?

Moisturizer: Using kisses against me? Unforgivable

Patchwork Quilt: You know you love it. Now, GO GO GO!

owo: Right! We need to get marshmallows!

Thrice: AHA IM AT THE WHEEL!

Moisturizer: oh god I'm gonna die

owo: Seatbelts everyone!

Patchwork Quilt: Hold up- Shigs I'm gonna hold you in place

Thrice: Toga, your getting pictures of this, right?

owo: Of course

Moisturizer: I hope you know I'm only doing this for the kisses and marshmallows

Thrice: LMAO DABI YOUR FACE-

owo: TWICE MOVE! WE HAVE TO GET TO WALMART!

Thrice: OK CHILDREN LETS GO!