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6K Special

A/N Ok but like THANK YOU. I never imagined that this book would get so many views...

For the 6k Special, I'll be writing class 1-A as the office...?

It was based on a book called 'The Office-The League Of Villians Version'

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[Bakugou, talking to the camera]

Bakugou: I hate these extras

Bakugou: They don't know what 'self-care' is

[Cuts to Bakugou in his dorm with Mina, Kaminari, Shinso, and Sero]

Kaminari: If I eat hand sanitizer, will I ever have to sanitize ever again?

Bakugou: What the actual fuck

Shinso: Please don't do that-

Sero: IGNORE SHINSO. DO IT

Mina: I've got the hospital on speed dial

Shinso: Kaminari thinks about this. Hand sanitizer is NOT meant for consumption

[Cuts to Kaminari talking to the camera]

Kaminari: Shinso lies

Kaminari: Why would it be called 'hand sanitizer' if it wasn't meant to go inside your hand?

[Cuts back to the dorm]

Shinso: You will die if you eat all that hand sanitizer

Kaminari: Bold of you to assume I want to live

Sero: Man that was sad

Mina: So are we doing this hand sanitizer thing or what?

Shinso: No. We are not doing that

Sero: Dang it. IT would have made the best youtube video ever

[Cuts to Shinso talking to the camera]

Shinso: Sero always talks about a youtube channel

Shinso: A youtube channel that DOESN'T EXIST

[Cuts to Kirishima, in his dorm]

Kirishima: What the-

Kirishima: TOKOYAMI. HIDE ALL HAND SANITIZERS

Tokoyami: Why...?

Kirishima: DO IT

Tokoyami: Ok then

Tokoyami: REVELRY IN THE DARK

[Cuts to Kirishima talking to the camera]

Kirishima: Bakugou texted me; 'Send help. Kaminari's about to go crazy with the hand sanitizer'

Kirishima: And Bakugou RARELY texts me

{Cuts to Tokoyami talking to the camera]

Tokoyami: The 'Bakusquad' is always doing something crazy

Tokoyami: The rest of us are planning on getting them back

Shoji: 'Yami? Were are the skittles?

Tokoyami: nOWHERE FUCK OFF-

[Cuts back to Bakugou's dorm]

Kirishima, bursting through the door: wHAT DID I MISS?

Shinso, hiding in a corner: S-so much...

Kirishima: Wha- When did Kaminari get taped to the ceiling?

Bakugou: Pikachu tried to bathe in hand sanitizer

Bakugou: We had eggplant mind control soy sauce to tape down Pikachu

Kirishima, sitting down next to Bakugou: Oh, ok

Bakugou: *hold Kirishima close to his side*

[Cuts to Mina talking to the camera]

Mina: If those two aren't dating, I'm gonna go crazy

[Cuts to Sero talking to the camera]

Sero: Mina's always trying to get Kirishima and Bakugou together

Sero: Can't blame her, though

[Cuts back to the dorm]

Sero: I want ice cream

Mina: Then go get ice cream

Sero: I don't wanna move though

Shinso: Well then guess you're not getting ice cream

[Cuts to Kirishima and Bakugou talking to the camera]

Kirishima: It's hard to stay positive in situations like this

Bakugou: You think?

Bakugou: I can't stay positive at ALL in almost ANY situation!

[Cuts back to Bakugou's dorm]

Kaminari: Since everyone's gone, SERO GET THE HAND SANITIZER