Most Common Lies and What they Mean

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by SnowDropx

by SnowDropx

LIE- I won't laugh. I promise. TRUE MEANING- I'm going to laugh so hard that I almsot surely will fall off my chair and roll all over the floor for a few minutes.

LIE- Your table will be ready in a few minutes. True Meaning- You'll probably have to wait more than an hour for a table to be available and even then, I'll probably give it to a couple who's richer and will give me a better tip.

LIE- I'm just kidding! True Meaning- I totally meant it. I just can't deal with all your emotions spilling over into my personal space.

LIE- i never got your text. Truth- Oh I got your text. I just didn't wanna answer and now to avoid you getting mad or sad or emotional, I'm just gonna pretend I didnt get it and then pretend it JUST came into my phone, then pretend to read it, then respond accordingly.

LIE- I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions. Truth- Okay, so I just wanna move on so Im gonna click the check box and pretend I actually read the terms and conditions instead of reading 5 pages of stupid rules I'm probably gonna break in the first day.

LIE- You will need to know this later in life. Truth- Okay so you will NOT need to know this but if I'm your teacher, I get paid to stand in front of you and say stuff so you will be learning this.

LIE- I'm fine. Truth- Okay, so Im not okay in any way, shape or form and I really just want you to go buy me some chocolates or cookies (or both) and then leave me alone forever!

LIE- I'm on my way. Truth- I'm literally still lying in bedand when I do decide to get up,Im probably gonna make ton of food and sit on my couch and watch a movie marathon or three. You probably won't even see me for the entire day, so don't get your hopes up.

LIE- Sorry, my parents said no. Truth- My parents said NOTHING. I didnt even ASK THEM. I just found an awesomely creative way to deny your request.

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