Relatable Tenny Thingies #1

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by SnowDropx

Dedicated to -kitsune

by SnowDropx

--Dear Sneeze, If you're going to come, just do it. Don't just put a stupid look on my face then leave.

--Whenever I kill a spider or any other bug, I always feel like its friends and family are going to come after me and seek their unholy revenge.

--Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 94,697 times, you're a fucking WEATHERMAN.

--*painting my nails* right hand= #flawless left hand: k1uy9jbar59emfiyd3

---That one girl who talks like a baby when she's around guys,

---Dear car radio, is it necesary for you to play a song that I like when I've just arrived at my destination. "RUDE"

---That moment when you're eating your cereal and those last four pieces are like "Come at me bitch!"

----Instead of LOL, try LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL. Laughing silently inside my head because it wasnt funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.

-----That awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in the sink and walked away quickly.

--When your crush calls you cute.

---That awkward moment when you know something but you don;t know how to explain it.

----When your crush is in the room and you friends start teasing you, makiing it totally obvious.

---When you're with your friends and you say "Hold on, I need to call my mom" They're silent. Then you say "Hey mom" and someone shouts "PASS THE WEED" (In my case, Jarred or Tyrese)

----When the teacher says "Take out your homework." And you're all like "WE HAD HOMEWORK?!"

-----When I'm watching a scary movie and the main character has no common sense. " Bitch get out the room....BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!"

-----Teacher: You're late. Why? Me: Somebody told me to go to hell, but I couldn't find it so eventually gave up and went to the next best thing. School.

------When you can't tell if someone is a male or female.

----That moment when you fall down on a trampoline or in a bouncy house and the other bitches won't stop jumping so you cant get up.

----Me: *breathe* Mom: IM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE. Me: O.o

---- *When my name's in a math problem* Class: *stares at me* Me: Thats right bitches, I bought 600 watermelons.

----We all know that friendly but annoying person who thinks you're friends.

---Getting to that part in a book where the title actually makes sense.

----I wonder if British people sit around trying to talk in an American accent.

--SON OF A B-------------------iiiiscuit. Oh hey Mom.

FIRST UPDATE FOR 2015