~~In bio class the teacher was talking about Hurricane Katrina. She asked one of the slutty girls in the class what the effects of a hurricane were. She replied "everything got wet and dirty" Suddenly, the quietest guy in the class said "no one asked about your weekend."~~
~~When someone insult you and you don't have a witty comeback. "You smell funny."~~
~~It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there...~~
~~My little sister was getting teased at school because she was adopted.This is what she responded with "Well my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you."~~
~~You should put a condom on your head because if your gonna act like a dick, you might as well dress like one.~~
~~If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo~~
~~If I wanted my own COMEBACK, i'd wipe it off your mother's chin~~
~~I'd slap you, but that's be considered animal abuse so~~
~~I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank~~
~~I googled who gives a shit. My name wasnt in the results.~~
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Book of Random Stuff
CasualeThis is a book filled with randomness, quirkiness and unicorny stuff. Enjoy!