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~~In bio class the teacher was talking about Hurricane Katrina. She asked one of the slutty girls in the class what the effects of a hurricane were. She replied "everything got wet and dirty" Suddenly, the quietest guy in the class said "no one asked about your weekend."~~

~~When someone insult you and you don't have a witty comeback. "You smell funny."~~

~~It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there...~~

~~My little sister was getting teased at school because she was adopted.This is what she responded with "Well my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you."~~

~~You should put a condom on your head because if your gonna act like a dick, you might as well dress like one.~~

~~If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo~~

~~If I wanted my own COMEBACK, i'd wipe it off your mother's chin~~

~~I'd slap you, but that's be considered animal abuse so~~

~~I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank~~

~~I googled who gives a shit. My name wasnt in the results.~~

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