Book of Random Stuff

Funny Relatable Stuffz

-Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I'll look at them all shocked and whisper quietly "You can see me?"

-When someone looks at your baby pictures and says "Aww how cute. What happened?" Bitch, I got sexy, that's what happened.

-The best way to tell someone you don't like them is to type "370HSSV 0773H" And tell them to read it upside down.

-That depressing moment when you wake up at the best part of your dream.

-Say DALE. Mumble Spanish words. List 4 Spanish cities. CONGRATULATIONS You just wrote a Pitbull song.

-When you're sitting in the cinema all prepared to watch a movie and BOOM human giraffe sits in front of you.

-That awkward moment when its quiet in class and your stomch decides to sound like a dying.

-Listening to creepy sounds when your home alone and just accepting the fact that you're gonna die.

-When you accidentally touch a piece of gum under your desk.

-That awkward moment when your yelling at someone and you mess up a word and it ruins the seriousness.

-When a sibling makes a Yo Mama joke.

-When you find a bug in your room. Then you realise it can FLY.

-Whenever you go to the doctors and they ask what wrong and you look at your mom and she explains.

-Admit it. You've googled yourself before.

-When  I play a fighting game I just press random buttons and hope for the best.

-I do what I want, when I want, where I want.....As long as my mom says it's okay.

-When you're laughing so hard you think you might die.

-That amazing feeling when your crush texts you first.

-Trying to act natural around cops even when you did NOTHING wrong.

-Sometimes I use big words I dont fully understand the meaning of to make myself seem more photsynthesis.

-Trying not to fall asleep because your accepting a text back from someone.

-Admit it. You've tried to balance the light switch between ON/OFF at least once in your life.

-That awkward moment when you're tapping your pen/pencil on the table and it flies out of your hand.

-When someone is explaining something and you ask "What?" three times but you still dont understand so you just nod and pretend you do.

-That awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it testicles.

-School= 2+2=4   Homework- 2+2+4+7=15    Exam- Omar has 5 apples his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun.

-That moment when your mom's almost home and you look around and you haven;t done anything she told you to.

-When the teacher says "I already picked your partners"

-Doing an essay late at night.

-It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death.

-That look you give your friend when someone attractive walks into the room.

-Excuse me, there seems to be a face on your makeup.

-I'd slap you but that'd be considered cruelty to animals.

-Lazy Person Fact #20038188738389378898918298217388 Yeah you were too lazy to read that number.

-That moment when you walk through the metal detector at the airport and your abs ons steel set it off.

-When they bleep out curse words and you try to figure out which one they used.

-I'm allergic to stupidity so I break out it sarcasm.

-When someone erases the board when your still taking notes.

-Bruh

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