The avengers can text! (And so can Loki thank you very much)

Chapter one. Loki gets A phone.

Loki: STARK.

Tony:how'd you get my number?

Loki: CALM YOURSELF. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF HARMING YOU.

Tony: can't say I believe you. Why are you yelling btw?

Loki:THAT IS THE PROBLEM. I CANT TURN THE CATS LOCK OFF!!!

Tony:caps.

Loki:WHAT?

Tony:you said cats lock. It's the caps lock.

Loki:SHUT UP AND HELP ME MORTAL!!!

Tony:*sighs* ok. On the right side of your keyboard there should be an arrow. You see it?

Loki:yes. I have no more need of your service.

Tony:........reindeer games?

J.A.R.V.I.S: I believe mister laufeyson has blocked you.

Tony:.....that guy really needs A drink.

J.A.R.V.I.S: indeed.