15 year old Eve was left with no family when her only relative passed away. Feeling emotional about her youngest son moving out Jackie and Martin take Eve in.
Johnny doesn't like Eve much as she's shy.
While the two create a bond over time or will...
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"So they believe humans can create new bodies! Just like human bodies and we can live in them. We can choose our appearances." Martin tells Eve "Do you think that's a good idea?" Eve asks "Why not?" "Well for one they won't age. Everyone will look young , thin and Attractive their will be no uniqueness to anyone anymore and you won't be able to tell the creepers for the nice ones" "Yes you would." "So if jim disguised himself as a hot block do you think I'd scud him just cause he has a good appearance?" Eve asks "Fair point no your talking with sense unlike any other bleeding idiots in this house" Martin says "So what's for dinner tonight?" Eve asks "A Lovely bit of Squirrel" Martin Jokes as per usual Eve rolls her eyes and laughs "So." Martin begins "So?" Eve asks "Any males?" "No Martin. No males." Eve replies
Jackie suddenly pops in. "The boys are late. I wonder where they are" Jackie asks "I have no idea their usually here. That's strange" Eve says glancing around She gets up to check outside. "Boo!!" Adam yelps peering from the side of the door causing a squeal to escape Eve as she suddenly collapses. Causing Adam burst out with laughter "Adam!" Jackie scolds "Very funny pussface." Eve sighs as she sits up
"Now sit down both of you! Adam where's your brother?" Jackie asks "He won't be long. On his way." Adam announces as Eve pulls his chair back causing him to fall on the ground. "Oi!" Martin yelps "You bastard!" Adam yells as Eve cries out of laughter
"Hello" Johnny says appearing in the dining room "Hello Johnnyboo." Jackie says "Yes hello Johnnyboo" Adam mocks "Adam" Jackie warns Johnny sits across from Eve as both their hearts start pounding. "Now everyone is here I'll get dinner" Jackie says leaving the kitchen Johnny takes a glass of water to spit it out. "Not the bloody Salt trick again" Martin sighs "Skill" Adam calls out Suddenly the whole room goes pitch black.
"It's the aliens there here for us" Martin jokes "Martin! The powers out!" Jackie yelps from the kitchen "Well this is great." Johnny sighs sarcastically
"Thank you." Jackie says to the delivery guy as she pays and takes the food. Martin , Johnny and Eve sit in the living room floor with candles and Torches "Here we are." Jackie says sitting herself down with her family. "Finally I'm starving." Martin says as they all tuck in to their meal in the dark. Johnny eyes constantly flicker to Eve as she eats Adam suddenly licks his finger and sticks it in Johnny's ear "You bastard!!" Johnny yelps "Adam! Johnny! Stop it!" Jackie snaps
The door suddenly rings. "I'll get it. It's probably someone here about the power" Jackie says "Hello Jackie. You look nice." Jim says "Hi Jim" Jackie sighs "I was wonndeeerring if your power had gone out aswell?" He asks "Yes. Jim. My power has went out too." Jackie simply replies uninterested
"I need a shit" Martin says leaving them with al disgusted faces. "Lovely information" Eve sarcastically says Johnny laughs more enthusiastically as usual Causing Eve to glance over to him with confusion. As does Adam. "Eve?" Adam questions "Yeah?" She questions "Can you please get me a drink?" He asks "Get one yourself you lazy bastard" Eve laughs "Please" Adam insists "Fine okay fine you weirdo." Eve says
Adam snaps his head to Johnny "What's going on!" He says "What are you talking about pussface?" Johnny asks "Why are you acting strangely around Eve?" Adam asks Johnny's eyes dart open "What are you talking about?"
"You are!" Adam snaps "Oh my god!!" He yelps Johnny pauses waiting for him to say the next words "YOU LIKE EV...." Adam's words are cut off by Johnny's hand covering his mouth "Shut up!" Johnny snaps Adam licks Johnny's hand. "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww" Johnny squeals like a little girl
"What's going on?" Jackie asks heading in the living room. "Nothing" both say at the same time "Who was at the door?" Eve asks heading in with Adam's drink "Just jim who else would it be on a Friday night?" Jackie laughs Eve shrugs her shoulders to say fair enough.
Martin let's out a satisfied sigh as he steps out of the bathroom. Stinking the room out. "Ewwwww Martin!!" Jackie cries as Johnny and Adam jump on the couch "What I had a big dinner" Martin says "Where's the febreeze!" Jackie asks "Upstairs" Adam says "Can one of you go get it?" Jackie asks holding her nose heading into the kitchen. "Martin put your shirt on" "I've told you a thousand times woman I'm bloody boiling." Martin sighs
Adam gets up to get the febreeze "Out the way shithead" Adam says pushing Eve onto Johnny's knee. Johnny and Eve awkwardly sit there making eye contact but none move away from the physical contact. "Sorry" Eve whispers awkwardly getting off Johnny's lap.
A squeal reaches all of their ears. "What was that?" Johnny asks "I don't know" Eve gasps "Do you both hear that?" Jackie asks All three suddenly run outside.
As the three step outside and look around they realise no one is around. "Where did that noise come from?" Johnny asks Eve's eyes suddenly linger on Wilson who stares at them on the driveway. "What's going on?" Martin asks stepping outside as Adam follows him. "We heard a loud noise so we came outside because that's where we thought we came from" Jackie says "Wilson's here but where's Jim?" Adam asks
"Hello?" An echoing voice calls out they all look around with confusion Johnny and Adam meet eyes with frowns on their faces Eve's eyes widen. "What?" Johnny asks noticing Eve's face. Everyone's eyes follow Eve's to the roof as Jim's legs stick out of the chimney
"Dusty dusteeee" he cries out "Is anyone going to ask how he got up there?" Eve asks
