klance fluff

Why?!

Back story:

Third person POV

Keith and lance were finally on earth and had just got some tacos.

They were walking back to the red and black lions when all of a sudden a light appeared in front of them. As it fades a person comes into veiw..... It's Haggar, Zarkon's witch!

"Man! I could've dropped my croisont!" Lance, the walking meme says.

"Really lance right now?" keith replies annoyed at his childishness "We don't have time for this! An enemy is attacking!"

"And...?" lance says stuffing his face with taco.

A/N im suprised the witch hasn't taken advantage of this foolishness, oh wait no i know why now. Just keep reading, just keep reading, just keep swimming....

Both of them forgot the witch was there because of their bickering, but there was a strange noise that they heard.

The witch....

...was laughing... Not an evil laugh but a general and sencere laugh... It was horrifying.

Keith withdrew his Bayard and waited for lance to pull out his weapon, but to he didn't. He stood there. Eating. This boy was about to get slapped.

"Why haven't you pulled out your weapon?" keith asked in a hushed voice so the witch couldn't hear him.

"Because i dont have it, duh," lance replied in what seemed to be his attempt at a hushed voice (it was no where near hushed or close to a normal inside voice.)

Keith gave up the stealth of the conversation and said "What, why wouldn't you have it on you?"

Witch lance responded with "1. It is incredibly hard to put in the back pocket of incredibly tight skinny jeans. 2. I WaS GoInG tO gEt TACOS!! And 3. It clashes with my outfit. And that would be horrible, no gracious.

"Oh. My. Quiznack Lance!!" keith yelled at him and then said in a whisper to him "the witch is destracted, i'm going to take her by surprise and you. Well considering you have no close combat training you are pretty useless sooo, now you are a damsel in distress, so stay low and out of the way..... Also Lance stay safe."

although this took Lance by surprise he did as instructed but Keith's last sentence circled his mind.

Also Lance stay safe.

Lance stay safe,

Stay safe,

Keith cared about me?!

Keith cared about me!

Keith cares anout me!!

Lance now had a pink tint on his cheek but was snapped back into reality to witness Keith be put into an head lock and Haggar put a spell on him.

"Come out blue paladin, i have news for you...." she said in a creepy sing-song voice. He focused on Keith who's face said it all. Stay low and to not listen to the witch.

"Alright, fine," the witch spoke again, but in a more stern and annoyed voice "you can have your little boyfriend back but i will warn you only once, watch your actions for they have consequences and that consequence will be your bond... Make the wrong decision and it will snap like a twig, make the wright decision and it will strengthen to be thicker than quintessence itself....haahahahahaha have fun..... And use protection we dont want to have to kill a little paladin now do we? Oh and one more thing the spell lasts a week but if you are to do anything..... Naughty to him it could become permanent." by the time she finished her warning she sounded.... amused?

~time skip brought to you by Haggars s*x safety tips... Only if she had used them herself. We wouldn't have a demon child~

A/N keith is drained of energy by Haggar's spell and can only walk if supported by something, he does regain it tho.

Lance and Keith took refuge in a cottage near by (against Keith's will) and as Lance searches the kitchen cupboards for food Keith searches for a blanket because of his body temperature changing drastically, within his search he falls but is able to get back up and retrieve his source of warmth and returns back to the kitchen now fully able to walk.

As Keith enters the kitchen Lance has his back turned. He turns on his heels, plate in hand.

"Ya know the strangest thing just happened to me yet i cant quite put my finger on it," Keith says in a questioning yet knowing tone.

Lance finally looks up at Keith.....

*SMASH*

The plate is now on the floor in a million pieces and Lance's jaw is now dropped leaving his mouth wide open.

" Oh. My. Lord" Lance struggles to keep his regular voice at the sight infront of him.