Bird-Nappped |~| Dabi x Hawks |~|

Did We Just Go Into A Gay Bar?

((Dabi's Point Of View))

We got up and walked out of the KFC. Hawks still had a huge tub of KFC spicy chicken that was rapidly disappearing. We walked to the nearest bar. As soon as we opened the door, music blasted out at us. It looked like everyone here was madly drunk.

"Are you sure about this? This is a madhouse." I whispered to Hawks.

"And I'm the chicken here?"

"You are what you eat"

We walked inside and took a seat at one of the stools.

"Drinks are on me"

"Root beer float"

"Sold"

I ordered two large root beer floats. As we waited for the food to come a guy came. By the looks of it he was toned and drunk.

"Hello winged cutie~"

Hawks turned at stared him down.

"Well aren't you feisty? Want to have a go?" He gestured to the shots counter

"No"

"Buzz -hic- kill"

He grabbed Hawks by the arm.

Thump

He pulled him closer

Thump

Hawks was frozen

Thump

I felt a spike of rage. I got up and pushed the guy right before he kissed Hawks. I stood in front of Hawks and blocked the guy from him.

"Leave him alone asshole"

"Who are you?"

"I'm his guardian."

"You look cute too~"

"Well, you look and smell like bullshit. Leave us alone"

"All I want is to kiss the birdie!"

"Well this birdie's guardian says that's never going to happen"

He tried to get around me but I pushed him again.

"Bitch. I won't hesitate."

I raised my arms in a defensive pose and balled my fists. But as soon as I blinked the guy was right up close to me this time. He's quick. Is that his quirk? What the fuck? He was a inch from my face.

OH HELL NO

I punched him across his face and he crumpled to the ground.

"OUCH!"

"Begone thot. Or this time it's going to be fatal"

"Okay okay! Sheesh!"

He scrambled away. I glared at him once more before sitting back down.

"Now as we were saying-" I turned back to Hawks who had recovered from the shock.

"Hello~" This time the voice was behind me.

Not again. I turned and saw a man that looked buff as hell. I rolled my eyes and turned to him.

"Hi this is McDonald's how can I help you?"

"I want some of you"

"Let me see...uhhh...no"

"I have no choice then~ I want to be a happy customer~"