Bird-Nappped |~| Dabi x Hawks |~|

Very Confusing, Fucked Up, and Inspiring Day

"DABI GET THE FUCK UP" Hawks was banging pans with wooden spoons and playing a cheap kazoo and Dabi still wouldn't wake up. He did seem really tired yesterday but Hawks let him sleep in and now he's not waking up.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP" A muffled yell came from behind the door

"GET UP" Hawks blew the kazoo

"NO"

"GET UP DABI"

"NO"

"LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE HOUSE-ELF YOU LISTEN TO YOUR MASTER AND GET UP"

"I'M TALLER THAN YOU"

"SHUT UP AND GET UP"

A string of angry curse words were heard behind the door before Dabi opened it, looking furious. Hawks smiled innocently.

"Good morning, how'd you sleep?" 

Dabi slammed the door. Hawks put the pan on the floor and began hitting it with a spoon. Loud clangs echoed through the hallway. Dabi opened the door again, picked Hawks up and pulled him inside the room so suddenly Hawks dropped the spoon.

"Hey!" Hawks whined. Dabi dragged him over to the bed, dropped him on it, and kissed him hungrily. Hawks whined because he was pinned down when he wanted to move.

"We need to get to UA!"

"But it's our free day and I want to stay home birdie" Dabi mumbled and kissed Hawks forehead sleepily. Hawks sighed.

"Please Touya? I have something I want to investigate and it'll be fun!" Hawks whined and used his trademarked puppy-bird eyes. Dabi kissed him on the lips.

"Is that a yes?"

"No~" He teased. Hawks decided to force him out of bed. He started tickling the broody fire user. To his surprise, it worked. Dabi began laughing and in a few minutes he was howling with laughter.

"Stop! Stopit! Let me breathe! I cAn'T breathe! Stop iiit! I'll get up and go with you! Cut it out birdie!" Dabi gasped in between laughter. Hawks grinned and got off him. Dabi pouted.

"That was cruel!"

"Now get ready! We're going to find out the truth about Mini-Might and Almight" 

"Why didn't you just tell me that in the first place?" Dabi grumbled.

"I dunno" Hawks smiled. Dabi rolled his eyes and kissed the bird again.

"Clingy, aren't we?" Hawks blushed and raised an eyebrow.

"I like how you taste." Dabi stated simply

"How do I taste?"

"Happiness and chicken." Dabi smirked as Hawks flopped onto the bed, his face as red as his wings. Dabi changed as Hawks looked at him and admired his body.

"I barely see you do exercise yet you have one of the best bodies I've ever seen. What's your secret?" Hawks hopped on Dabi's back as he was about to put on his shirt.

"Have you ever seen a fat house-elf?" Dabi grinned.

"No, I've only seen one house-elf. I'm dating him. His name is Dobby"

"Dobby?"

"You know if you were Dobby, I would kiss you!"

"I'm not Dobby?" He laughed and hugged the hero. "I want to be him so bad"

"Maybe he'll make an exception for his fellow house-elf" Hawks grinned and stood on his toes to kiss Dabi. They stayed like that until Toga burst in through the open window. Literally.