Wendip: Change is a Good Thing

Part 4: The Lovemergency

Dipper was covered in confetti the minuete he stepped into the atic "BROBROYOUNEVERTOLDMEYOUANDWENDYWEREGOINGTOHAVEASLEEPOVEROHMYGOSHWHATDIDYOUDOYOUBETTERHAVETREATEDHERNICELY,THISTOWNDOSNTNEEDANOTHERGIDON.DIDYOUBRINGPROTECTION?PLEASETELLMEYOUDID!DIP?!" he stood in shock for a minuete, you done "duh, otherwise I would still be talking you big ol' dork" she ruffled her twins hair playfully in a true Mabel fashion."Okay well even I didn't understand what you just said" "*sigh* she walked over to the bed and reached under it to pull out a neon pink poster board covered in lots of glitter and macaroni. It was dawning big rainbow letters next to 3 stuffed animals she ducktaped on to act as bullet points. She pointed at the writing next to the first stuffed animal, a stuffed duck "One, she started to read what it said "you slept over at Wendy's !!!" he started to try to defend himself when she interupted in her own tone "silence!" she pointed at the next stuffed animal, a tiger and then read the wrighting following "did you- youknow what nevermind I don't need this" she threw it out the window shattering it in the process. Dip smiled to himself thinking she was done. "Try to keep up, did you elope?" "what, no, that's insane!" "did you have your first time?" "oh my gosh Mabel no!" "did you even kiss her?" she sighed. "No Mabel, me and Wendy are just freinds, okay?" she blew a peice of hair in her face to the side with a huff and then flopped back onto her bed. Dipper then started to unpacl his stuff, since he didn't get the chance to earlier and he figured she was done. Mabel is never done "you need to stop kidding yourself Dipdop, you still like her!" "I got over her a while back, Mabel, I'm FINE" she rolled over on her side so she was now facing the wall, "no you're not" she muttered to herself under her breath. Then Dipper realized about three hours later that he was lying awake thinkig about that bike ride to the shack "oh no, not again".

*cue theme music + le time skip*

Dipper woke up the next morning and noticed Mabel wasn't in the room 'hope she didn't start another apocolyps' he jokingly thought to himself as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes. He hopped out of bed and walked to the bathroom to brush his teeth and get a quick shower. Then he started to sing "Some nights I stay up casting in my bad luck some night's I call it a drawl" as he ran some shampoo through his hair. "Anymore, this is it boys, this is war, what are we waiting for" he scrubbed down his body and let the water run over him for a couple minuetes. "Some nights I wish that this song would end, cause I could use some freinds for a change" he brushed his teeth and stepped out of the shower. Wrapping his towel around him, he made his way over to his room to change into some fresh chlothes. Once he did so, he flipped on his hat and went downstairs to find Mabel, in the kitchen, eating a mixing bowl full of sugar seeds that she had topped with accual raw sugar.

"Hey Mabel" "hey BroBro, Candy and Grenda might be sleeping over later" "aww man" "can't you just go to Wendy's for the night again" she waggled her eyebrows. "But I was just there last night and her dads gonna be there now" "woah woah woah woah! Her dad wasn't there!" Mabel's mind was racing,'how could he spend the night alone at his crushes house and not make a move!'. Dipper grabbed a piece of toast and stuck it in the toaster while unintentionally humming the tune to Disco Girl "look I didn't think it was that big of a deal, she freindzoned me!" this was a lie, it was a HUGE deal. "That's a HUGE deal Dippingsause! You don't even know about LAST summer" "wait- what do you mean last summer, are you talking about Candy again?" he was pretty confused. "Umm UNSPECIFIC EXCUSE" she bolted out of the room and out the doorway, then she got back up immediatelly and countined to run all the way outside so she could talk to Soos.

"SOOS I NEED THE GOFFCART THIS IS AN EMERGENCY' "but dude-" "ITS A WENDIP EMERGENCY" "say no more" he threw her the keys and tipped her his hat as he skidded away. "Ah, young love, so powerful" he said to himself as he stared into the direction she had headed. Mabel drove into the distance, foot slammed on the pedal, ready to get to her destination as swiftly as possible. She needed to get to Wendy's to prove that she had a crush on her brother. "MATCHMAKER!" she screamed as she pulled up to a skid in the girl's driveway. Once she parked, she bounced out of the cart and up to the doorstep.

She did a cheerful knock and smiled as manly Dan opened the door, as he did so he hit his head on the frame "WHO PUT THAT THERE" he bellowed to himself. "Hi, can I talk to Wendy please? It is a matter of upmost importance!" he stepped aside letting her threw the door, "upmost importance" she wispeered to herself once she was inside. She ran up the stairs and over to the door she assumed was Wendy's "open up, this is a lovemergency!" the redhead sighed to herself as she took of her headphones and made her way to the door as Mabel continued to visiously rap on it waiting for her to answer. "Hey Mabes, whassup?" "you may need to sit down" a confused look came upon her face as she went over to her bed and sat on it.

"I know" "know what?" " I saw what your letter said in the invisible ink, you need to tell him before he dates Pacifica!" "that blond bi- uh bum!" "yeah. I saw what she wrote on there too, so go tell him how you feel!" "Mabel, you know I can't just do that, I'll ruin him!" "and Pacifica won't?!?". She had a point, but Wen still couldn't force herself to do that. Even if she dated Dip, when they inevitabley broke up at the end of the summer he would be utterly devestated. She was like a female womanizer, a man-anizer? She had dated 14 guys in the past year, spanning 3 different freindgroups and 3 different grades, and she didn't intend on stopping next year. She was all about fun, and she intended to have it, but she wasn't going to hurt D just because she wanted to have a good time. "Sorry Mabel, I can't do that" the younger of the two put on a sad puppy pout. "Okay." she decided to ask "Do you think you can stay the night? Candy and Grenda are coming over and Dipper is pretty upset." "sure, is it okay if I show up at 8, I've gotta clean up after my dad again" "great! see you then". She ran out of the house as fast as she possibly could, leaving Wen to hope that she wasn't expecting her and D to hook up or something.

*le time skip*

Wendy glanced at the clock, it was about 7 and she needed to start getting ready, because for some reason she felt like she should dress up. She grabbed a dark blue cropped tank top, some black ripped jeans and a green flannel to layer over her top. After she changed into that, she walked over to the bathroom to curl her hair and threw on some mascara. When she was done with all that, she headed downstairs and slipped on her boots. As she was about to head out she called to her dad "bye dad" "HAVE FUN ON YOUR DATE SWEETIE" "Thanks, but it's not a date, I'm just going to spend the night with Dipper and Mabel at the shack" "WHATEVER YOU SAY". She rolled her eyes as she exited the front door and walked over to her bike, then she sped into the night.