LEADER CRONICLES

Mission "Get that Coohie"

Jake: dwag all now him nuh know wake yet humbre😐

Nieko: boy dingo come like vampire enuh bay sleep him sleep a day😅

Jake: yuh mean bay back him back him fist a night 😐

Nieko: me a shout him again "dingo"❗❗❗❗

                    *Door opens*

Dingo:BBC dwag look pan e time early a morning a unuh a beat down me door like me owe unuh rent.. the fuck do unuh😑😑

Jake: bredda a 3:27 😐😐😐

Dingo: am BBC am fuck u think e place so dark😑😑😑

Jake: oh fuck thought a e cloud them did a cause that stills😅

Nieko: dwag me a tap mek u turn me enah idiot enuh😅

                 *Slams door*

Nieko: man look vex yf😅😅😅

Jake: dwag we a fuckry enuh look how we wake him enah middle night just cause we idle😂😂😂

Nieko: me ago sleep need e rest fi TMR me mean later today😂

Jake :frl man😂

             *9 HOURS LATER*

Nieko: YO JAKE❗❗❗

Jake: yh me wake long time mek we go link e boy dingo

        * dingo house 🏠*
Nieko: dingo❗🗣️🗣️

Jake:dwag fwd man nah ansa dwag😒

Nieko: dwag a really chicken e dwag really chicken out😂

Jake: memba e dwag femiphobic😅dwags lose him touch from him send e gyal a pic n e b ask him if him looks camera shy😂😂

Nieko: yaah pussy enuh😂😂😂

Jake: well me a text kera wul night and she seh a me fi Tek her virginity enuh bro nah wait pan nuh man dwag😂

Nieko: frl man fwd

             *Donkey house 🏠*

jake :shut up dwag😐

Nieko: badman me deven did a tal...

Jake: LOCK OFF NUH BBH😑

Nieko:😐

Jake: u nuh hear dat

Nieko: yes dwag😱the silence sound weird yf 😐

Jake:no idiot listen gud

Kera: yes daddy😖😖😓 ahhhhh yes daddy fuck Mee😫😫

Strange voice: Tek fuck gyal😑Tek buddy gyal 😑😑 anuh English test this ...feel me easy Tek hood unda u bct😑😑

Kera:awwoooah😖😖 yess daddy😫😫😫😫😫

Nieko: like someone a stamp kera like a letter a e post office 😅😅

Jake: bredda gyal a get fuck and yaah run flop joke 😑 me run in pan them bbc

Nieko: fwd well murderous like them Neva heard of us 😑

Nieko: bbc look through e window man av e gyal enah rass position 😂😂 bbc wah dah one deh name Spiderman 😂😂

Jake: BBC mia run in😑😑

     *BLAM❗❗ DOOR KICKS OPEN*

Jake :bbbc🤨

Kera: tfff😳

Nieko: bbccc🤨🤨🤨dingo?