My best friends sister

Chapter 28

Staceys PoV
Today was Kevins birthday. Me and Joanne had baked a cake and neil was wrapping all the presents. "Stacey how the hell did you get these." "I have contacts." "Like who." "Eh. That's my little secret." "What are they neil." "Come and have a look." Joanne went over to look at it came back and her mouth dropped. "However you did that I have no idea." "Like I said. I have contacts." Kevins was still asleep. The oven pinged signalling the cake was ready so Joanne got it out and while she was decorating I went and hung a banner up. After everything was set up I walked upstairs and opened our bedroom door. He was still asleep. Joanne and neil came up. "You probably tired him out with all that sex last night." "Shut up neil." "He sleeps like a baby. It's pathetic. What time did he go to sleep last night." "After me. So I have no clue."
Kevins PoV
I was awake but I was going to scare them. "Kev." "Kevin." "Twathead." "Fanny licker." "Stacey shagger." "Neil. I swear to god." I jumped up and scared them all. "Your such a retard." "He's a div." "Morning stacey. Joanne. Granny shagger." "Oi." "What." "Well happy birthday kevin. Now get your ass up. You have presents." I fake gasped. "Really you shouldn't have. For me?" "Fine we will take them  all back then." "No no no. I'm joking. Thank you very much all of you." They laughed and we all walked downstairs and there was a banner up a cake and a couple presents from each of them. I opened the first present and it was from Stacey and it was two vip tickets to the Scunthorpe- Barnsley game on November the sixth with locker room access and a chance to meet their main man. Adam Hammill. I smiled and gave her a hug and a kiss. "How the hell did you get these." "She won't tell you. We've been asking her all morning." Stacey smiled and I just put my arm round her and opened the rest of the presents. I got a hoodie and some converse hi tops from Joanne and from Neil a wrestle mania jumper and baseball cap. Stacey also got me a £50 PlayStation gift card. "My god stacey wheres all this money come from." "Secrets." "What have you been flogging on the black market." "Probably hose doolaley tablets that Kevin had." "Shut up. I was desperate ok?" We all had some cake and then just went out for something to eat. When we got back home the cops were outside the door. "Hello?" "Hello. Are you mr Clifton?" "Yeah." "We need you to come with us." "What for." "Please just come with us." "Kevin just go with them. Well follow you down." They put me in cuffs and in the back of a black car.
Staceys PoV
When they had drove off we all started laughing. "My god. He actually believed that." "My little brother is the stupidest person alive." "Come on. We better get going." We all got in Joannes car and she drove us to this venue where we were surprising Kev. All our mates from school were there and we had flown his dad over. We got everyone outside and the car pulled up and they had put the blindfold on kevin. "Mr clifton. You are under arrest for being late to your own party." They took the blindfold off him and he looked at us all and just crouched down and out his head in his hands. "You're all fucking dead. Stacey? What the hell?" "It's what you get for staying in bed so long." "Can someone get these friggin chains off me." I walked up to him. "What's the magic word." His dad walked up to him and looked at him. "I believe the word is abracadabra Stacey." "There we go. Let him out." "Dad?! But I thought you were in America." They uncuffed him and he pulled his dad into a hug. "Well one I don't want to miss my sons 15th birthday and two. How the hell did you think your sister got all the booze." He laughed and we all walked into the club and music was exploding the room people were drunk and his dad was DJing. "Everyone. To finish off Kevins birthday he needs to down ten shots of tequila." We all started chanting and Kevin got in the middle of the crowd and everyone started singing. "We like to drink with Kev coz Kev is our mate and when we drink with Kev he gets them down in eight seven six five four three two one whay." He has finished them and he came and stood next to me and everyone started chanting. "KISS KISS KISS KISS." "How about it?" "Let's give them what they want." We had a little snog and everyone screamed. "Jesus Kevin. Didn't need to see that." "Shot up jo. You and neil had only been together a day and you were snogging on the sofa." "Kev. I think you're forgetting you and stacey weren't even dating and you shagged." "That was ummmmmm under different circumstances." They all wolf whistled and soon enough the party died down and it was just our household their dad and alijaz and janette. Kevin was pretty drunk and so was janette and they were doing a jive on one of the tables. "My god. Buča be careful." "Alijaz I'm fine. Kevin knows what he's doing." "Janette darling I think you're forgetting Kevin can barely remember his own name." "Oh well." Janette fell and Kevin caught her with one arm. We all cheered and his dad helped janette down and Kevin just did a straight up dive roll off of it onto the floor. "The names clifton. Kevin Clifton." We all laughed and he came and sat back next to me. "Kevin. You're fucking pissed." "Dad. I didn't know that already but thanks." Everyone was a bit tipsy apart from me alijaz and Joanne because we didn't drink. "Right everyone. I think it's time we get going. The birthday boy is falling asleep and neil is out cold." "Leave neil here. He can find his way home." "Kevin. Be nice. I know he's annoying but come on. Alijaz. Take janette home before her and Kevin start frickin dancing again. Dad. I've ordered you a cab Stace. We need to get the boys home before they fall asleep." I gently slapped neils cheek and he woke up. "What was that for." "Wake up ya lazy bast." We all got up to leave and everyone said another happy birthday to kev and his dad got in the cab and joanne drive us all home and alijazs parents took them home. "I actually thought the cops were arresting me you know." Me and Joanne chuckled and neil piped up. "Kevin your just thick." "I know I am." "Well I have the best girlfriend." "No I do." "Nuh uh. I do. Joanne is better." "No Staceys better." "Is not!" They carried on like this until we got home and we had to take them up to their rooms and Kev just flopped on the bed. "Kevin. Get dressed." "No." "Kevin. You're in jeans and a button up shirt. Get changed." "Fine." He pulled all his clothes off and chucked them at me. "Kevinnnn. I'm going to go out and when you've got changed shout me." I went out and shut the door. "I'm ready." I walked back in and he was still naked. "Kevin!" "Do it for me." I sighed grabbed him a pair of joggers and pulled them on him and pushed him on the bed. "Now bibbity boppity boo. Go to sleep or I'm leaving you." He laughed and I got changed and laid next to him and before I knew it. He was out. I kissed his forehead and curled up next to him. What a day.