hello? ✰ jirou kyoka

[ ONE ] the masterplan

me:
- shoto
- shoto
- shoto
- shoto

- shoto i'm having a crisis
- smh you won't even be
here for me in my crisis
- todoroki shoto

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- what

me:
- that's it?
- not even gonna ask if
i'm okay?
- i could b dead
😡😡

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- you seem alive
- what's your crisis now

me:
- i don't think you're ready
for my news

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- i might surprise you

me:
- take a few deep breaths

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- i've taken them

me:
- are your chakras aligned

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- they're aligned

me:
- OKAY SO

- jirou said she liked
my makeup

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- you can't hear me
but just know i'm
sighing audibly

me:
- IT MADE ME SO NERVOUS
- I JUST SAID HAHA THANKS
AND RAN AWAY

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- you clown
- why don't you confess to
her already
- she's gonna think you hate her
if you keep running away

me:
- no i made eye contact with
her once and smiled
- that's flirting shoto
- you should learn from me

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- yeah outstanding flirting
- at least text her or something

me:
- i don't have her number

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- WHY NOT
- haven't you worked on projects
with her before

me:
- yeah but we always chatted
over the google doc
- sometimes our cursors held hands

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- there is no hope
left for you

me:
- well what do you want
me to do

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- i'll send you her number
and you can confess
over text

me:
- NO WAY

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- at least say hi

me:
- do you know how hard
that is

katy perry 2008 hit single:

me:
- excuse me for not wanting
her to think i'm creepy

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- i'll break into her dorm
room and tell her myself

me:
- you don't need to break
in i think you can just
knock

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- why are you encouraging
me to do it

me:
- IM NOT
- just
- ugh
- okay send me her number

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- that's more like it
- you don't have to tell her
that it's you
- when you get more
comfortable talking with her
- then you can confess

me:
- i hate you
- it's not a bad idea but
i am still terrified

katy perry 2008 hit single:
- pros: you might get a
girlfriend
- cons: you'll lose nothing

me:
maybe her respect

katy perry 2008 hit single:
hoe no one sane should
respect you anyway

me:

what do i even start with

katy perry 2008 hit single:
how about hey