hello? ✰ jirou kyoka

[ SIXTEEN ] unless i'm mineta

me:
- if you're sitting on the floor
is that one seat or infinite
seats

guitarbby 💕:
- uhh

me:
- answer it

guitarbby 💕:
- one?
- since you're only sitting
in one place

me:
- hmm
- i've been thinking about that
for a while

guitarbby 💕:
- so this is what goes on in
your brain
- very on brand for you

me:
- have you made any progress
on guessing my identity :3

guitarbby 💕:
- never use that emoji again

me:
- :3

guitarbby 💕:
- STOP THAT HOE

me:
- is it too cute for you :3

guitarbby 💕:
- more like creepy

me:
- (๑･̑◡･̑๑)
- how's this

guitarbby 💕:
- the block button is looking
real good rn

me:
- OKAY OKAY SORRY 😖
- have you made any progress
on guessing who i am

guitarbby 💕:
- i know you're not momo
because otherwise we
wouldn't have had that argument
- i know you're not hagakure
because she's kinda with ojiro
- i know you're not mina because
of a hint you gave me a
while ago
- which means i have three
options
- uraraka, tsuyu, and y/n

me:
- can't deny that my
name is on there

guitarbby 💕:
- that's TERRIFYING
- if you're y/n i swear
- especially since i basically
confessed yesterday

me:
- i cannot offer further
comments

guitarbby 💕:
- this whole thing feels like
i'm about to encounter the
boss monster in a video game

me:
- oh you have no idea

guitarbby 💕:
- what

me:
- what

guitarbby 💕:

- can i have another hint
- pretty please 🥺

me:
- i'm running out of hints
that aren't obvious

guitarbby 💕:
- okay which of the guys in our
class is your favorite

me:
- on what terms

guitarbby 💕:
- friendship wise
- like who do you vibe with
the most
- i would ask about the girls
but all of us are pretty friendly
so it wouldn't help

me:
- good point
- i think tokoyami
- but it feels like sacrilege to choose
when so many of them are my
bros 😖

guitarbby 💕:
- so you're for sure
tsuyu or y/n
- i haven't seen uraraka talk
to tokoyami

me:
- that's correct

guitarbby 💕:
- HOLY HELL
- i can't tell for sure if tsuyu
or y/n is closer to todoroki
since you probably
interact out of class when
i can't see
- but the fact that i have only
2 options left
- is mind blowing
- i'm so close now

me:
- unless i'm mineta

guitarbby 💕:
- sigh
- unless you're mineta