WONDER WOMAN | A Shayne Topp Fanfiction

Chapter Two | Wonder Woman likes Pepsi

When Theo arrived at her apartment she only recently moved into, she was greeted by her very excited german shepherd, Pepsi. She held her hands out to make sure the dog wouldn't jump on her and said, "Woah, settle down! Get back, back!" Pepsi obeyed and backed up, wagging her tail excitedly and panting.

Theo locked her door behind her, then pet the dog. "Yes, I missed you too, girlie," She scratched behind her ears and when Pepsi rolled over, ruffled up her belly. "And guess what? A really cute guy messaged me today! Maybe good things can come out of this." Her mind drifted to the man at the diner, "and another cute guy asked for my number at work! We're really goin places, huh?" The dog turned her head in a questionable way, and it looked completely absurd when she was upside down.

"Okay, Pep, I'm gonna go get my PJ's on, make some ramen, then you and I can cuddle up in bed and binge some youtube videos!" and also read Shayne's messages. Pepsi hopped up and trotted to the bedroom, waiting for Theo.

Once Theo was settled in her bed with food, youtube on the T.V, and Pepsi, she finally opened the Tinder messages.

Shayne: Hey, your bio is pretty funny :)

Shayne: And it looks like your dog gets its looks from its mother ;)

Shayne: I'm sorry, I was trying to say that you're cute

Theo felt the blood rush up to her cheeks as she giggled. He was already making horrible jokes, that's probably a good sign.

Me: Thanks, Wonder Woman. Her name is Pepsi !

Theo clicked back to his profile and looked over the photos again. There were a couple mirror selfies, and in one of them, he was wearing a halloween wonder woman costume in a green bathroom. She grinned and really hoped he had a good sense of humor--that was always a big thing to look for, other than honesty. Within seconds, he responded.

Shayne: Wonder Woman, eh? Okay TEDDY, why is your dog named Pepsi?

Theo blushed at the cute nick name and told him the story.

Me: When I first got her she was a puppy, and you know how puppies are: ravenous demons from the underworld just waiting to terrorize anything spillable or breakable on any table top. Long story short, she ran into a stand, knocked over my pepsi, then started rolling around in it like a pig in mud.

Shayne: That's hilarious--I mean, no no, bad dog!

Theo laughed at his message and glanced over at her big doggo, ruffling up her fur a little. She smiled, then refocused on her phone.

Me: Hey, not to sound creepy or anything, but why do you even have the costume lol

'Not to sound creepy?', She thought to herself. How was it even a creepy question?

Shayne: I borrowed it from work, it was in a sketch I did.

Me: Ooh, where do you work?

Shayne's text bubble wiggled for a few seconds, then disappeared. Was Theo boring him? Maybe he was waiting for her to say something? Nevertheless, Theo felt it was time to actually eat her ramen, and pay attention to whatever was playing on the T.V.

Shayne's POV

Shayne leaned against a wall in the 'main Smosh room' in the office, where they would be filming an "Eat it or Yeet it' episode. They had finally finished an 'Every Blank Ever', and he was exhausted. These past few weeks had been exhausting for him. His girlfriend of two years had broken up with him a month prior, his best friend Damien just got into a relationship--which, that's fantastic, don't get him wrong--but it's only made Shayne feel lonelier.