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"so you ready to go back to earth?"
"no. i really don't know what to do up there with the fucking person i'm going to help." i told satan, shape-shifting into a cat.
"well you only have 2 hours- no, only 30 minutes left."
"well damn! how long i've been testing my abilities?"
"5 hours."
"and you didn't tell me stop?"
"nope, you need the exercise."
"yeah, whatever." i rolled my eyes, changing back to my normal self.
"but anyways," he sat in his burning hot chair, "you better be on your best behaviour and i'm serious. this ain't no laughing matter right now."
"i know, i'm going to be on my best behaviour."
no the fuck i'm not.
i smirked.
"plus when you leave through this portal, the angel is going to come up at the same time as you are." he added.
"aight." i shrugged, seeing the portal being light up.
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"also, you're gonna land on his grass. quickly get up and teleport into his room."
"aight whatever." i flipped him off, he talk too fucking much.
"go in now." he said, nodding.
i rolled my eyes, going in.
then, i don't know what happened after that shit. i felt like i took fucking ecstasy. i saw crazy fucking colors, colors i didn't know it even existed. then i was floating in a light blue sky until i saw red. then i started going down, it was an spiral hole that never ended.
until i landed harshly on the grass. i grunted, sighing in pain. i opened my eyes, only to see grass in my only eye sight. i huffed, picking my head up. fuck, my head hurts a lot. another reason i lowkey didn't wanna go back to earth.
i looked around, seeing myself in a middle class neighborhood, it was actually fucking nice. holy shit.
i gotten up, seeing something being wrote in the grass. it was on fire, spelling out 'leland wayne house.' before disappearing again. ok, weird. i looked around again after brushing my myself off again.
i felt something staring at me so i look in a specific area. i seen a teenager looking at me, i think that was leland.
he backed away, fuck. "welp my cover is blown."
i think real hard to teleport to his bedroom but i landed in his basement. i rolled my eyes, "i fucking hate it here now. and that's on my mama yo..."
i took the stairs, seeing the bark crave in this one door, saying his name. i float there slowly, opening the door creaking. i look around after i shut the door, seeing all this fucking music everywhere.
music head hmm....
"what the fuck...." i heard his voice say, making myself turning around.
"hi, i'm sheyaa joseph, your personal demon assistant." i smirked, putting my hand out.
