Chapter 1: Depression and Memes

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He springs right up on the bed, his hair disheveled
Kei: "FUCK I'M LATE"
He says as he struggles to get out of the bed only to fall onto the coldass hard floor.
Kei: "I shouldn't have stayed up all night grinding for that SSR...nah lol it was worth it."
Then he proceeded to put on his usual attire and dash out the door, until he reached his college campus: Fail-me University (kei can't remember the actual name)
He ran down the halls until finally finding the right classroom and slamming the door open.
Kei: "..."
Class: "..."
npc teacher: "..."
Kei: "..."
There was nothing but stares and it was full of silence for a while until he noticed that students were coming up to introduce themselves.
He died inside a bit realizing he had interrupted he class and quietly found a seat for himself.
npc teacher: "Alright, next is Noah. Please come up and introduce yourself."
Right when the teacher said that, a boy walked forward and faced the class, but for a while he didn't say anything.
npc teacher: "oh that's right, I had forgotten. Noah is mute, but please treat him well."
Noah gently smiled and waved at the class.
Some of the class murmured, but it seems like most of the girls were loudly clapping ecstatically.
Kei: (wow....he's so pretty)
It seems like Kei didn't hear a thing and was now in his own thoughts. while Noah went back to his seat, Kei was still in his own world.
Kei: (I-is this love? Am I in love? Is this what you call love at first sight? Wow, so this is love.)
npc teacher: "Next is Kei."
Kei: (I want to talk to him. How do I do that? Won't he hate me? I want to be friends...)
npc teacher: "Kei please come up."
Kei: (But, he's outta my league. He's way too cool. I wonder if he likes memes.)
Npc teacher: "KEI."
Kei: "HUH? I mean yes?"
Now mad npc teacher: "Come up and introduce yourself."
Kei: "Ok."
Kei got up from his chair and walked up to the front. He stared at the class and instantly froze.
Kei: "h-hi I-I'm K-k-kei nice t-to m-meet you."
Kei said with a pained smile and quickly realized how badly he messed up his introduction.
There was small laughter through the classroom.
Kei quickly sat back down.
Kei:

Kei considered the thought for a moment, but then realized he had daily log-ins for tomorrow and reconsidered

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Kei considered the thought for a moment, but then realized he had daily log-ins for tomorrow and reconsidered.
So the day continued with class being as boring and dull as usual to the point that kei almost escaped with sleeping through the entirety of it. Of course the npc teacher noticed and gave him a good slap on the head with some newspapers.
Then, the class ended and it would be a while until his next class started. Kei decided to gather up the little courage he had and find Noah.
Kei: "Where is he???? Weren't we just in the same class? How can someone disappear that quickly?"
But kei didn't give up and searched the entirety of the campus to find Noah. Until finally, he saw Noah sitting on a bench underneath a pergola full of vines, reading a book quietly.
Kei: (The aesthetics are off the charts when it comes to him and why is he sparkling in the sun? What kinda voodooism is this?)
Kei said as he watched at a distance and rubbed his eyes with concern that they may be broken.
Kei: (Nope, he's just naturally beautiful.)
Kei accepted these facts rather quickly.
Kei: (Now, how to approach him...uh in this one game I think if u offer bread-)
Kei was still thinking of ways to talk to Noah, but then there was a voice, followed by many others.
some npc woman: "Omg Noah? So this is where you've been!"
another npc girl: "we were looking everywhere for you! Do you like to read? Omg me too!"
more npc women that were added to the crowd: "Noah!? Where!??"
Kei barely blinked and there was already a huge crowd of ladies surrounding Noah.
Noah didn't say anything, but simply got up.
Kei: (Huh? He got up.)
Then, Noah closed his book and took a deep breath before he ran.
Kei: "EHHHH!???"
All the npc women: "WHAT!?? AFTER HIM!!!"
The ladies chased after Noah as he ran fast. Kei didn't know what was happening so he ran with the women too.
At some point Noah got tired and was now cornered against a tree. Since the chance was given, all the girls surrounded him and began asking many questions.
Kei: "Oh? [wheeze] s-so he stopped running?"
Kei was out of shape, this was a fact, as he fell behind the girls rather fast and had just caught up. He was now wheezing and on the brink of death.
Kei: "NO! [wheeze] I won't die! Not when I have this chance to talk to him!!"
He said as he tried his best to push through the women to reach Noah. Little did he know that these women were powerful and their elbow blows were lethal. Kei got beat up badly and was even trampled upon numerous times by these women.
When Kei regained consciousness he was on the ground covered in shoe prints.
Kei: "Of course Noah is gone by now."
He sighed as he got up and limped back home. He didn't really care that he missed class, but he was sad that he didn't get to talk to Noah.
Kei: "I'll just raid until I pass out."
And so he did.

{To be continued}

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