*Pat Looks For Legolas And Sees Thranduil a.k.a dude who should die*
Pat:Hey dude who sucks have u seen ur son?
Thranduil:Hah,why would I answer a brat who doesn't understand how powerful I am
Pat:Believe me u will tell me *summons scissors* so hair or son?
Thranduil:PRACTICE GROUNDS!!!!
Pat:Good Sucker *teleports to the grounds*
Thranduil:Where is my MIRROR?!
Pat:Konichiwa Legolas
Legolas:aaaaaah
Pat:Wow u scream like a girl when ur not going into battle
Legolas:What do u want?
Pat:Secret...AAAH an ORC!!
Legolas:Where!?
Pat:*Teleports them to studio*
Legolas:What the!?
Pat:Gimli can u keep our guest occupied?
Gimli:Of course lassie
Pat:Ok good brb *teleports to Kili*
Gimli:What now?
Legolas:Drinking contest?
Gimli:Your On
Pat:*sees Kili and Tauriel kissing* I COULD HAVE BEEN THORIN I COULD HAVE BEEN FILI I COULD HAVE BEEN LEGOLAS!!!!
Kili & Tauriel:Ummmmmm
Pat:Anyways Tauriel I need u so come and don't worry Kili she will be back I just need her for a few minutes
Kili:Fine Love u
Tauriel: love u
Pat:*teleports them to studio*
Tauriel:Legolas,Gimli
Pat:Gimli cameras now!!! FILI u are my assistant!
FILI:And we are live in 3 2 1
Pat:welcome back to my talk show today our first guest is Tauriel
Tauriel:hello *waves*
Pat:Next is Legolas
Fan girls:we love u Legolas!
Legolas:Aaaaah why them
Pat:*Grabs scissors* SIT NOW!
Legolas:Yes ma'am
Pat:okay now what do u think of ur ship?
Tauriel:I have a boyfriend
Legolas:I'm dating Gimli
Fan girls:*death stare Gimli*
Gimli:*gulps*
Pat:Ok can u wait I'll be back in a sec
Tauriel & Legolas:k
Pat:*Teleports Kili to the stage*
Audience:awwwww he is so cute
Kili:Woah can we do that again
Pat:Later
Kili:k
Pat:sit down for a bit lemme just *grabs Gimli* now KISS!
All four:WHAT!?
Pat:*Grabs Scissors* or else
Legolas & Gimli:FINE *kiss*
Tauriel & Kili:can't u just show them the pic u took of us
Pat:Ok *connects phone to tv* ok here
Legolas:unfair they didn't
Pat:Fili phone
Fili:ooooh ur going to show the vid
Pat:Yup
Fili,Kili & Tauriel:this is gonna be good
Legolas and Gimli:were gonna go now bye
Pat:aha here it is *shows vid*
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Pat:hahahahaha ha tha-th-that's hahaha a-all f-hahaha for today hahahahaha
Legolas & Gimli:Have a good day and never speak of this
YOU ARE READING
Lord of the Rings (shipping talk)
FanfictionThose who died will be brought to life for this And Bilbo will be the age he was in The Hobbit
