Lord of the Rings (shipping talk)

Eowyn x Faramir

Pat:Eowyn mama

Eowyn:What is it my child?

Pat:can I have u for my show

Eowyn:sure I'm not busy today

Pat:thanks...gtg *teleports to Faramir*

Eowyn:I'm gonna get my sword

Pat:Faramir where are u!

Faramir:um

Pat:there u are

Faramir:What is it?

Pat:I need u on my show

Faramir:is Eowyn there?

Pat:ummmm yeah why

Faramir:I will be there just can I borrow ur sword

Pat:NO!

Faramir:imma get my brothers sword

Pat:okay? *teleports to studio*

*1 hour later they arrived already*

Pat:everyone in their places?

Everyone:yes

Frodo:3 2 1 curtains aaaaand cameras a go aaand start

Pat:welcome back to my talk show today's guests are Eowyn

Eowyn:hi

Pat:why the sword?

Eowyn:wanna ref.

Pat:can I challenge the winner?

Eowyn:deal

Pat:and next is Faramir

Faramir:hello

Pat:so what do yo-

Faramir:she stinks and sucks so NO!

Eowyn:He is horrible at fighting he didn't fight in the last movie all he did was swing his sword and get told to retreat then get dragged by a horse back to Minas Tirith

Pat:3 2 1 FIGHT! I challenge the winner

*after fighting and stabbing and bandaging*

Gimli:what happened here lassie?!

Boromir:fight,injure,don't know why they fight *faints*

Legolas:okay tell us why did u fight

Pat:to be honest I don't know they just asked me to be the ref. Then i said who won will fight me then this happened

Gimli:then why did-

Eowyn:he started it!

Faramir:no u did

Eowyn:no u did u said  u promised no matter what u will always forgive me and love me now I don't think u are I mean it was just for two days

Gimli:What was for two days?!

Legolas:*whispers*

Gimli:THAT LASTED FOR TWO DAYS CUT HER SOME SLACK LADDIE!

Pat:I hate agreeing with dwarves but Gimli is right she probably knew it was wrong and was thinking abound the whole time

Legolas:yeah I mean it's not like Eowyn to just do that

Faramir:fine I'm sry I over reacted a bit

Eowyn:*stares*

Faramir:okay I over reacted a lot I'm sry it's just that I love u and I don't want to lose u

Eowyn:oh that's sweet I don't want too lose u too *kisses him*

Pat:that's enough let's watch Tauriel and Kili

Kili:ahem,what were u going to do?

Tauriel:*stares at all of them like she is going to kill them all*

Gimli:*gulps*

Legolas:if I do know Tauriel I would say RUN!!!