Lord of the Rings (shipping talk)

I was bored next episode is a ship

Pat:Fili where are u

Gloin:hey why u looking for him when u have this

Pat:Gloin ew ur married and have a kid

Gloin:so?

Pat:ewwwwww any ways have u seen Fili

Gloin:Kili's bachelor party

Pat:oh ok *teleports to Fili*...Fili where are u? Oh no wait this is ewwwww ugh Fili I need u

Fili:why are u here

Pat:have u seen Thorin?

Fili:he is over there with-

Pat:is that beer?

Fili:yes

Pat:u know what let's do the show tomorrow and party

Fili:sure the guys are there

Pat:ok imma just get some beer

*Next Day they fell asleep at the club*

Pat:ugh what happened last night?

Thorin:*wakes up* aaaaaaaaaaah

Pat:what's wrong-aaaaaaah Legolas Fili why are u hugging naked on the stage?

Legolas:huh? Ahhh

Fili:why are u so-ahhhhh

Kili:why are u screaming I had the best dream of Tau-aaaaaaaaaaaah

Pat:that's it everyone clothes on now!

*after getting dressed*

Pat:What happened last night by the way?

Thorin:for some reason I remember Bilbo naked

Legolas:no one tell Gimli

Fili:Imma tell him

Legolas:nooooooo

Pat:I am not gonna help u this ti

Kili:Pat shouldn't u be help-

Pat:*teleports to Tauriel*

Kili:and she is gone

Pat:guys I am soooo sry I was gonna get Thorin for my talk show and then Bilbo but they went to a bar for the bachelor party at a club and u know how I feel about clubs and I got drunk and here is a pic of Fili and Legolas hugging naked as my apology

Tauriel,Eowyn & Arwen:show us

Tauriel:wait they went to a CLUB!?

Pat:yes but don't worry I taught them a lesson or two

Tauriel:awwww

Pat:don't worry I left Kili for u

Tauriel:awwww thanks I love u guys