Lord of the Rings (shipping talk)

Arwen x Aragorn

Pat:hmmm how to get Aragorn and Arwen over.....aha *teleports to Aragorn's castle*

Aragorn:I didn't know u would come so early

Pat:I'm just excited I mean he is sooo cuuuuuute

Aragorn:ok? Well me and Arwen are off just call if there is anything wrong

Pat:ok bye

Arwen:BESTIE omg thanks for coming

Pat:anything for my girl

Aragorn:son listen never ever do what mommy and Auntie do ok

Eldarion:ok dad I mean it's not like I'm a girl

Aragorn:believe me never wish to be a girl got it son

Arwen:*smacks him in the head*

Aragorn:see never try to be a girl

Arwen:*twist his ear*

Aragorn:ow ow ow ow

Arwen:well we're going *gets on horse* hyah

Pat:*carries Eldarion * u ready too prank mommy and daddy?

Eldarion:*nods head*

Pat:okay then *teleports them*

Sam:Pat what's with the kid

Pat:I-

Sam:NO! Don't tell me u-

Pat:*death stare* this is Aragorn's kid I thought ur kids could have a play date with them

Sam:k

*after they brought the kids together*

Pat:ok now we get Aragorn and Arwen here

Sam:how do we get them here tho?

Pat:don't worry I got it covered *calls them*

Aragorn:*answers* Pat what's wrong?!

Pat:Come Quick Eldarion got injured trying to fight an orc don't worry the orc is dead but he fainted

Aragorn:we gotta go

Arwen:I know a short cut

*when they arrived*

Arwen:I know how to heal him where is he?!

Pat:he is fine I just need u on my show

Arwen:sure anything for u girl

Pat:Arwen my bestie thank chuuuuuu

Arwen:what are we waiting for let's start

Pat:ok then everyone in their spots?

Fili:fasterrr I wanna see my little bro be a man

Pat:dude chill we all get to when we're done with an episode sheesh

Frodo:we are live in 3 2 1 aaaaand start

Pat:welcome back to my talk show today's guest is Arwen

Arwen:hi

Pat:and we have Aragorn

Aragorn:hi

Pat:so wut do u think of ur ship

Arwen:well we're married so we don't mind

Aragorn:true

Pat:can u kiss?

Arwen:oh ye-NO

Pat:why is that?

Arwen:Public

Pat:ur right I don't wanna embarrass my bff u may now leave

Aragorn:finally

Pat:what do u mean by that?

Aragorn:hey let's watch Kili and Tauriel make out

Everyone:sure