Lord of the Rings (shipping talk)

Gimli x Galdriel

Pat:hmmmm which ship should I do today?

Saruman:What about Gandalf x Treebeard hahahahaha

Pat:*grabs Aragorn's sword* wanna die u disgusting maggot

Saruman:I'll just head back

Pat:good...I know Gimli and Galadriel!

Legolas:What did u say about Gimli?!

Pat*grabs scissors* wanna know?

Legolas:Oh do u hear that I think ada is calling me gtg bye

Pat:elves

Thorin:ik right

Pat:THORIN?! why are u here?

Thorin:Fili is installing CCTV cameras around the mountain with the other dwarves so he wanted me to fill in

Pat:and why are they installing cameras

Thorin:*looks around...whispers*were gonna look at Kili and Tauriel make out

Pat:oooh can I watch with u?

Thorin:sure

Pat:but what if they go to Tauriel's place

Thorin:we already told the elves we're not stupid

Pat:btw have u by chance seen Gimli

Thorin:practicing with Legolas

Pat:ok brb imma just get him

Thorin:k

Pat:*teleports to the practice grounds*do u do anything else aside from breath,eat,sleep,talk and train

Gimli:well we look at Tauriel and Kili ma-

Pat:I already know Thorin told me

Legolas:why do u need us?

Pat:I just need Gimli

Gimli:why is that lassie?

Pat:were visiting ur ex crush

Legolas:I remember he kept on talking about how she gave him 3pieces of his hair tho he only asked for 1 and that lasted for a year

Gimli:Sry but I've moved on lassie

Pat:not asking *teleports his axe to her hand*

Gimli:My AXE!!

Legolas:didn't u break it

Gimli:who cares that's me axe wait GIMME ME AXE

Pat:only if u participate

Gimli:I'm in I'm in!!!

Pat:good

Gimli:now give me me axe

Pat:wait til later *winks*

Gimli:let's hurry up

Pat:Ok

Gimli:can he come

Pat:depends with him

Legolas:Sry but I'm going to Fili to watch them make out if u know what I mean

Gimli:I wanna watch

Pat:don't worry I asked Thorin to install the app on my phone so we can watch after the show

Gimli:U are one smart lass

Pat:Let's go Legolas nice seeing u i know we will meet on the stage again but bye *teleport them*

Thorin:welcome back

Pat:Can u keep him occupied?

Thorin:sure

Pat:ok I'm gonna get Galadriel

Thorin:ok

Pat:did u install the app by the way?

Thorin:I did

Pat:ok thanks imma go bye-

Galadriel:do not waste ur time child I am here Elrond told me

Pat:ok then...Thorin prepare the seats,Boromir cameras,and we are on in 3 2 1

Boromir:cameras are rolling aaaaand curtains

Frodo:start!

Pat:welcome back to my talk show today's guest is Gimli

Gimli:Hello there lassies

Pat:and Galadriel

Fanboys:marry me

Galadriel:hi

Pat:so what do u think of ur ship?

Gimli:I have a boyfriend

Fan girls:*growl*

Gimli:did u lassies have to get thrown bye a king into orcs!?

Fan girls:hmph

Pat:any ways Galadriel?

Galadriel:I only liked him for a bit and I still love my husband dead or alive

Pat:ok then that's all u may now leave

Gimli:I'm staying and where is my axe?

Pat:the axe was a fake but I did get u a new one and its bigger but lighter

Gimli:alright lassie lets just watch

Pat:k Thorin we're watching c'mon

Thorin:I'm here

Pat:ok then let's start aaaaaand video is starting

*after*

Pat:wow that was awesome

Kili and Tauriel:the three of u with the elves and other dwarves NOW!!!!